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[-] Chestnut@lemmy.world 153 points 7 months ago
[-] Blackout@kbin.run 90 points 7 months ago

It's real. He ended up raising almost $500k and was able to evict 10 families that Christmas. Not as easy as it sounds.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 111 points 7 months ago

Then he punched a puppy. He just fucking punched it.

[-] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 66 points 7 months ago

What a hero! He's just a few child rapes away from becoming a republican senator.

[-] frickineh@lemmy.world 36 points 7 months ago

Wow, how dare you. Everyone knows it's not really rape if you force the child to marry you afterward.

[-] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 15 points 7 months ago
[-] some_guy 5 points 7 months ago

Her death due to complications of pregnancy in a child's body is also His will. Time to find a new child-bride!

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

As long as you pay the father

[-] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 2 points 7 months ago

Sure. Twenty shekels well invested.

[-] SomeBoyo@feddit.de 1 points 7 months ago

Twenty shekels? Pay him two sheep as god intended.

[-] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 1 points 7 months ago

If a man finds a girl who is a virgin, who is not engaged, and seizes her and lies with her and they are discovered, then the man who lay with her shall give to the girl’s father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall become his wife because he has violated her; he cannot divorce her all his days. Deuteronomy 22:28-29

Who ever said anything about sheep? But it's fifty shekels anyway. Damn inflation!

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 13 points 7 months ago

And it's ok, they had the abortion procedure in another state

[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 7 points 7 months ago

After raising another 2000$ for a golden punching ring! What a hero!

[-] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago
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[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 13 points 7 months ago

A Christmas miracle!

That makes me happy. I'm glad tourists on their Christmas vacation can now occupy a cosy Airbnb with surge pricing. The hero of Christmas.

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 13 points 7 months ago

They're joking. If they weren't, I'd have to stop joking about running a radical militia.

[-] ryan213@lemmy.ca 5 points 7 months ago

The fact they even got money is both saddening and enraging.

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 95 points 7 months ago

So while I agree with the sentiment you’re expressing, I’m also pretty confident that this is just ragebait.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 44 points 7 months ago

/c/atetheonion

[-] Yondoza@sh.itjust.works 44 points 7 months ago

There's no way this is real...

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 3 points 7 months ago

No way?

I wouldn't say that...

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