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I'll choose 3, 5, and 7.

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[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 4 points 1 year ago

5,7,9. It'd be fun.

[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[–] spiderwort@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Pizza cats sleep

[–] SVcross@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I can already talk with cats, they don't answer tho

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Black, blue, and either red or brown. Maybe red higher. Pink I already have.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Water tastes like Mt Dew to you? Neat.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

All teh B's: Blue, Brown, Black. Runners up: Ketchup and Mustard.

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[–] Titou@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

2, 3, 9

estrogen No body hairs Productivity boost

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago

Pink Brown and Black. No question

[–] SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

yellow, black, and green

[–] gnuplusmatt@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

These all seem like a monkey's paw situation

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

2, 3 and 8.

Pill 9 feels more like a curse honestly, imagine not having a single moment of rest ever.

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[–] superterran@discuss.online 3 points 1 year ago

All these dumb gimmicks then a no sleep pill lol I know my choice

[–] occhineri@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

Let's see...

  • Water is my favourite drink - check
  • I don't sleep - check
  • I'm a master pizza chef - check...a bit
  • Don't you touch my hairyness!

Sooo, here's my choice:

  • talk with cats
  • ears and tail
  • 20 dollars
[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Green, purple, brown. I don't really like to cook, but pizza has a lot of variations so that would be nice. Talking to cats would just be kinda cool, and $20 is $20. I'm ace, prefer water, and have estrogen 3 of them would be a total waste, and the others just aren't my thing.

[–] Lennard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm just going to pick 4 because water already is my favorite drink

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[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

3x purple. They probably stack and will earn me world wide renown and fame.

[–] Semivir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Honestly, cyan, blue and black combined seems like superpowers. Lemme explain:

Most important is not needing sleep, which gets you access to $20, leaves you time to become a master pizza chef and frees your schedule to get rid of those pesky hairs, and when you're done, you can just make yourself your favourite drink. Having access to estrogen solves all kinds of problems, and the main issue left over is finding love, with which the blue pill can surely help.

The only thing you'd be missing out on is the ears and tail and talking to cats. Which is actually kinda big to miss out on... yeah screw the rules, I'm taking all of them!

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

1, 8, 9, for show

[–] tigerjerusalem@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Brown, blue and pink. I was tempted about that dark green pill for a while, but settled for the pink one.

[–] EmilyInept@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago

As an insomniac, 9. Not being constantly foggy from poor sleep would be a life changer for me. Plus all the extra time to do stuff during the night.

[–] essell@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Blue and black for sure.

Tempted by the brown Cats one but I'm already pretty good at communicating with them so I'm going for yellow.

[–] DharkStare@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

That middle row looks perfect.

[–] Kjev@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Voyajer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Pink blue black easily

[–] partmussels@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago

The issue isn't that people I find attractive find me attractive, the issue is my personality.

Anyway. I'd like to talk with cats and hear them adorably insult me the whole time.

[–] illectrility@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I only need one… is that allowed?

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