I exclusively microwave everything in plastic, because I just want it all to end.
this post was submitted on 31 Mar 2024
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There definitely are better ways of ending it π
One of my ex's was depressed and wanted to end it all....so she picked up smoking, not heavily, like a pack a week, so....playing the long game and all that.
The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairly sure, fairly honorable form of suicide.
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Yeah, but are there tastier ways of ending it?
It can't look too suspicious, or else insurance won't pay out.
Like microwaving metal?
Microwaving TNT
Do the world a favour and take out a ceo with you.
Don't tell me how to live my life, Kyle. You'll never be my real dad!
Such a hassle to remove the frozen burrito from a wrapper to microwaveβ¦ π©
Doesn't have the same chew without the wrapper tbh
But the metal always lights up the whole kitchen.
How else am I going to get my daily allowance of vitamin P?
I stopped doing this a long, long time ago. It's one of the reasons that microwave dinners are a no-go for me, and why my leftover food storage is mostly glass.
I honestly thought everyone else could smell and taste the hot plastic, and just knew this was a bad idea?