I exclusively microwave everything in plastic, because I just want it all to end.
this post was submitted on 31 Mar 2024
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There definitely are better ways of ending it π
One of my ex's was depressed and wanted to end it all....so she picked up smoking, not heavily, like a pack a week, so....playing the long game and all that.
The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairly sure, fairly honorable form of suicide.
-Kurt Vonnegut
Yeah, but are there tastier ways of ending it?
It can't look too suspicious, or else insurance won't pay out.
Like microwaving metal?
Microwaving TNT
Do the world a favour and take out a ceo with you.
Don't tell me how to live my life, Kyle. You'll never be my real dad!
Such a hassle to remove the frozen burrito from a wrapper to microwaveβ¦ π©
Doesn't have the same chew without the wrapper tbh
For the love of god stop putting food in contact with plastic, stop using plastic in food processing machinery, stop pork and other garbage feeding, stop replacing copper pipes with plastic tubes in homes, stop using plasic to make fabrics, stop using plastic to make tires, stop...
How else am I going to get my daily allowance of vitamin P?
But the metal always lights up the whole kitchen.
I stopped doing this a long, long time ago. It's one of the reasons that microwave dinners are a no-go for me, and why my leftover food storage is mostly glass.
I honestly thought everyone else could smell and taste the hot plastic, and just knew this was a bad idea?