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@Knossos@lemmy.world "There is baked beans, but it needs toast. Please add toast."
Meal looks good, now for a bit of ambience, needs some Rick Astley serenading me!
I'm so excited that this is winning you have no idea
All of it happening inside Mario's dream like at the end of Super Mario Bros. 2.
Do every comment on this post
Give it one of those beefy trogdor arm
Yessssss
Add a license plate that says Bort.
This plate is being eaten infront of 9/11.
drop the bowl on the ground
Can you put my glass of chocolate milk on i- OH SHIT I SPILLED IT
Dildo.
Lemmys left ear gets bitten off by Mike Tyson
You know who likes beans? Ukrainians like beans. Put a big Ukraine flag behind it.
Full English breakfast please.
Can't have beans without a movie to watch it with! Perhaps a projector screen behind the beans?
Toast is cool but I prefer jelly or jam to butter.
this post was submitted on 01 Aug 2023
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