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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by siriusmart@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

repost from the hyprland discord, where i first found this meme

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[-] MyFairJulia@lemmy.world 77 points 4 months ago

I prefer the 32 bit signed integer underflow in my favor.

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 26 points 4 months ago

You have to have debt like Donald Trump to be able to hit that.

[-] Bene7rddso@feddit.de 7 points 4 months ago

Or choose the right currency

[-] siriusmart@lemmy.ml 22 points 4 months ago

i remember that runescape meme of 2147M gold, tho ive never played the game before

[-] some_guy 55 points 4 months ago

As I viewed this, I turned to the literal check from a class action suit that payed me $0.64. I haven't deposited it because why bother except that I will deposit it because it's the only way to hold corps to account.

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago

If your bank has mobile deposit use that so you can keep the physical check

[-] Nawor3565@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 4 months ago

Basically the scheme from Office Space

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Basically the scheme from ~~Office Space~~ Superman III

[-] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[-] Grepfruit@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 months ago

I must've put a decimal point in the wrong place or something. Shit, I always do that. I always mess up some mundane detail.

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 4 months ago

Floating point error. You owed 0.0000004 but with interest now you owe 500. It's our fault but you still have to pay.

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 6 points 4 months ago

British postal service?

[-] roon@lemmy.ml 10 points 4 months ago

If that's Bitcoin I'm gonna be rich

[-] HopFlop@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 4 months ago

If that's Bitcoin then this would actually give you, at the current exchange rate of BTC to USD:

0.000000000002557444% USD. If you got that card once every milliscond, you would need 31 years to have 2.5$.

I doubt you'd be rich with one card except lol.

[-] Iceblade02@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Iirc there was some danish bank IT guy who stole every unit of currency smaller than 10^-4 in his banks transactions. Pretty neat until he got caught

[-] eatham@aussie.zone 2 points 4 months ago

How the fuck did he do that, and how did they find that?

[-] mcqtom@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Biblically Accurate Beauty Contest.

this post was submitted on 14 Apr 2024
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