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[–] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 73 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Have you actually seen Idiocracy? There's a whole lot of fuckery being glossed over here.

[–] getoffthedrugsdude@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That guy's been drinking the Brawndo

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd like to be a tree...

[–] lightnegative@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

What else was he going to drink? Water?

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 10 points 1 year ago

Consider they are morons. They did delegate the problem to the person they saw was the expert and implemented the expert’s idea. They didn’t have much patience, but you can’t dispute the delegation.

[–] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Is...... is this supposed to be a meme?

[–] Brawndo@kbin.social 47 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Brawndo has what plants crave, it's got electrolytes.

[–] foobaz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, but what are electrolytes?

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How haven't you encountered electrolytes? Are you still using candles?

[–] tooclose104@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Welcome to Costco, I love you!

[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 3 points 1 year ago

Go away. Batin

[–] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

This was my fb post when the election was called in 2016

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No, they are 100% correct. President Comacho delegated to experts, which is something very few politicians today would do.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Delegation is a skill that has to be taught. I know because I had to learn it

[–] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like the basic idea of delegation (assigning roles/tasks) is simple enough. If anything, it’s effective delegation that is tough because you have to know the capabilities of your people, and who would best be suited for what.

[–] InputZero@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

This guy here is like, guilty your honor. Like, he talks like a total removed. (Great movie)

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I didn't have to learn it, just delegated other people to learn it for me.

[–] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only after trying to have him executed.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

He appointed him Secretary, and instituted the improvements Not Sure suggested. He tried to execute him when he got impatient, and the economy was crashing because no one understood why the improvements were suggested.

Then when Not Sure was proven correct, the President made Not Sure President. So it was before and after trying to have him executed due to impatience.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Go away! Baitin!

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho 🇺🇲

Glorious hair btw

[–] Shyfer@ttrpg.network 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn't the rest of his cabinet picked based off winning a contest, being a family member, or having tits?

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A lot of people make great careers thanks to a good set of tits.

[–] GeekyOnion@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Sometimes "getting your foot in the door" takes more than a foot.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

The point is the idiocracy exists and it’s so bad that the best they can do is elect someone who is, at best, average. That’s the joke. Yeah, the decision to put someone in charge who is smarter than the rest of them is admirable and pokes at our own politicians, but nonetheless the idiocracy exists.

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Two D's, for a double dose of his pimping

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago

This one goes in your mouth, this one goes in your ear, this one goes in your butt......no wait this one goes in your mouth...

Lmfao!

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