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submitted 11 months ago by udon@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

Banana bread is 1,50$ a piece, cheese cake 2,50$, and an apple crumble is 2,70$. Those are the pie rates of the car I be in.

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[-] Coeus@coeus.sbs 13 points 11 months ago

I think it's funnier that none of those are pies.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Lol I like how you fucked up the joke. ;)

[-] udon@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Did I? As a non native speaker it's dad joke level funny for me

[-] jws_shadotak@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Cakes and pies are different so the title takes a little more thought to figure out the play-on-words

[-] udon@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Oh, something new every day. Thanks

[-] orangeNgreen@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

But why is the rum (cake) gone?

[-] Xanthobilly@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago
[-] needthosepylons@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Actually 🥖🥖🥖🥖/5

[-] Xanthobilly@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Lol baguettes?

[-] SargTeaPot@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Brilliant! But here's my take as a kiwi

Mince and cheese $1,50 each, stake and cheese $2,50, and a sausage roll is $2,70. Those are the pie rates of the car I be in.

[-] CoolMatt@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago
[-] jws_shadotak@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Pie rates of the car I be in

Pirates of the Caribbean

[-] CoolMatt@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIIII.. Thank you

Also sorry for the lateness of my reply. I'm using Sync and just figured out I've been getting replies but no notifications.

[-] CeruleanRuin@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That was a long walk off a short plank.

[-] Guadin@k.fe.derate.me 3 points 11 months ago

It's so dad level I don't understand it. Anyone care to explain?

[-] fleabomber@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

Pierates of the Caribein

[-] newbeni@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Pirates of the Caribbean...I think

this post was submitted on 03 Aug 2023
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