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[-] overat8@sh.itjust.works 72 points 1 year ago

What a dick move

[-] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 year ago

I wonder what's the chance the was random. With all the planes that have made holding patterns over the years, I'm sure some look phallic by chance. Or maybe the tower usually makes sure not to accidentally draw that?

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 28 points 1 year ago

"Guys...I...I think we just drew a dick in the sky!! I COULD FEEL IT!" - One astute passenger nobody believed

[-] Thedogspaw@midwest.social 20 points 1 year ago

Its clearly a tie get ya mind out da gutter

[-] unskilledlabor@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

If they didn't want pilots to draw dicks in the sky with multi-million dollar aircraft they wouldn't make them so easy for pilots to draw.

[-] mojo@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

High quality shit post

[-] Lag@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

This also highlights where the pilot giggled.

[-] o_O@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I think He did it on purpose

[-] watson387@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

The pilot is a human race mvp.

[-] tymon@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago
[-] stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

What the fuck is a Lufthansa

[-] Pat12@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago

not sure if you're serious or not, lufthansa is germany's main airline

[-] stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Sweet, thanks man - I don’t live there so i wasn’t familiar

[-] Pat12@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

i think it's one of the largest airlines in the world, their hub is Frankfurt iirc so they offer flights almost anywhere and if you connect it's via Frankfurt

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lufthansa

[-] superfiercelink@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

And they are a bag of dicks to work with too in my experience.

[-] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

It's the thing you wash yourself with in the shower

[-] grue@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

No, that's a loofah. A Lufthansa is what Nena was singing about 99 of.

[-] darmabum@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No, those are Luftballons. A Lufthansa is a kind of electric fire starter.

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

They're all "air"-something in german.

[-] KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

No that’s a looftlighter. Lufthansa was the kid who got lost in the forest with his sister Luftgretel.

[-] Prater@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Deserves a raise.

[-] jafo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Dude should get that looked at by a doctor.

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