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[-] Signtist@lemm.ee 119 points 3 months ago

Oh, cool! You make saxophones?

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 42 points 3 months ago

No it’s golden sacks that you can get into, but only if you’re a man. Very popular in Europe

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

No, it's Goldman's sacks. They make branded bags.

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

No, I’m sorry, you’re mistaken. It’s a giant bag for you to climb in to, if you identify as a man. And it’s golden. Ok?

[-] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Actually it's Goldman's Axe, the Finest Axes This Side of Middle Earth

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 104 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

When I lived in DC this was my favorite thing to do at parties.

"Congressional Staffer? Is that like a temp agency?"

"Department of which state exactly?"

"Yeah ok buddy and I work at the irregular tetrahedron."

People would get way too upset about it.

[-] kemsat@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago

Many of them equate career to quality of person.

[-] CodeInvasion@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago

When I go back to being a Beltway Bandit, I need to remember these!

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 77 points 3 months ago

"I'll bet you're a VP too."

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 50 points 3 months ago

For those in the know, that is a hard roast. Why don't you just kick him in the fork next time?!

[-] maynarkh@feddit.nl 21 points 3 months ago

Oh, Goldman also does the weirdly inflated titles game like Morgan Stanley?

[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 31 points 3 months ago

They call everyone a VP so idiot customers can brag about how some important guy gave them investment advice. It's a scam to fool the gullible.

[-] TheKMAP@lemmynsfw.com 18 points 3 months ago

I think originally it came from banking regulations requiring high level approval before someone could do risky shit. So now everyone is a VP

[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 3 months ago

So, it was a legal loophole? That's kinda even more shady lol

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Most financial institutions do, even down to local banks.

[-] S_204@lemm.ee 11 points 3 months ago

Real estate people too. If you're not a VP in real estate, you don't really exist. I've met guys with a VP title who are like 23 years old and not even done their mbas. It just makes everyone look stupid.

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

From my experience working as an IT freelancer in the industry (so I've worked in a number of places), they all do that in Finance.

[-] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 73 points 3 months ago

"Then he gave his business card. I looked at the subtle off- white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even had a watermark. He then excused himself to return some video tapes."

[-] spirinolas@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Just a common pleb. Couldn't get a reservation at Dorsia's to save his life.

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

nah thats only cause bateman wont give the maitre d head

[-] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

"Aha, haha, HHHAAAHHHHAAAA!"

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 40 points 3 months ago

Gold Man Sacks? Nice! How much are gilded testicles?

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 months ago

Gol D. Man Sacks: you know what they're calling me these days?

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 3 points 3 months ago

"You want my treasure? You can't have it! I left everything I gathered together in one place. Now i need yours too."

[-] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

You mean the Jewish purse manufacturer in France?

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Jewy Vuitton?

[-] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 14 points 3 months ago
[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 62 points 3 months ago

One of the great temples of capitalism, where money is sucked from everywhere to enrich 3 old fuckers who really should've died of old age 30 years ago

[-] darthelmet@lemmy.world 35 points 3 months ago

One of the banks involved in the financial meltdown of 2008.

[-] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

The Grand Temple of Mammon.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Recruitment agency for a lot of government positions. Sometimes called as Government Sachs.

[-] subtext@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

The Goldman Sachs Group, Inc. is an American multinational investment bank and financial services company.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldman_Sachs

[-] enleeten@discuss.online 8 points 3 months ago

Some kind of textile manufacturer?

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

They make boutique tote bags.

[-] ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Gold who sucks?

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Should've said he worked at the Vampire Squid.

[-] dparticiple@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago
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