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After Spending Years Relentlessly Chasing Fame, Sam Altman Complains That He's Getting Recognized In Public Too Much (futurism.com)
submitted 7 months ago by kamenlady@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 138 points 7 months ago

[-] KillerTofu@lemmy.world 28 points 7 months ago

Thank you. I am saving this for future use.

[-] Kid4today@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago

Me too, that’s a good one.

[-] ptz@dubvee.org 71 points 7 months ago

Peter Griffin dressed flamboyantly asking people to not look at him and that he does not want this attention.

[-] applepie@kbin.social 9 points 7 months ago

These drama queens are shameless.. They literally pay for articles to cover their egos and how their amazing company will distrupt your life and you will love it!

[-] Talaraine@fedia.io 52 points 7 months ago

Yeah, everyone should take a real good look at him. When the guillotines come out you wouldn't wanna grab the wrong guy.

[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

It’s a good bet that everyone standing around him would be on the list for the guillotine as well

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 43 points 7 months ago

$10 says it happened once.

[-] soba@lemmy.ca 28 points 7 months ago

And that one time it was his cousin who he hadn't seen in 15 years. Sam, is that you?

OMG, the curse of fame. I can't handle this shit.

[-] Rekorse@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 months ago

Seriously, I run into people who "know me" all the time. Its called living in a single area all your life.

The dude could move to my neighborhood and noone would know who he is.

[-] woelkchen@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago

He can rest easy: I don't know who that is and how he looks.

[-] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 26 points 7 months ago

Did you ever see the Matrix? Remember how Cypher sold everyone out to the machines? Same guy.

[-] Zahille7@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

But Joe Pantoliano is still somehow likable as Cypher, even when he's a piece of shit.

[-] noxy@yiffit.net 12 points 7 months ago

I genuinely keep confusing what he looks like with the Fried guy

[-] sh__@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

I don't really feel like it was a huge complaint, just mentioned in the interview.

[-] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

This is a reaction on a reaction.

On an article, which is actually a complaint that someone is complaining.

Which was really much more of a mention of an annoyance.

From one of them egocentric billionaires who for lack of public places to be alone was talking on stage once more.

And the audience listened, The media reported. And the people felt.

~I dont know why i wrote this but i strangely enjoyed it.*~

[-] xc2215x@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

That is truly hilarious.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 7 months ago

Use that fame to lead people to zuckerfucker, satya nadela or sundar pichai's homes. They could use some visits from "satisfied customers"

this post was submitted on 19 May 2024
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