It probably felt like a good idea at the time.

Cory and Trevor, you fucked up. That’s not an ATM!

This is the best summary I could come up with:

An investigation has been launched after ram-raiders stole a Slush Puppie machine.

The raid happened at about 01:40 BST on Saturday at Moores Fish & Chip Shop in Newton Leys, Milton Keynes.Thames Valley Police said significant damage was caused to the shop after a vehicle, believed to be a dark Vauxhall Astra, repeatedly drove into it.A number of men entered the shop and stole the cold drinks machine.

Det Con Yvette Wray said: "We would like to speak to anyone who has information, CCTV or door cam footage within the area at this time to please come forward.

"If you have any information around this incident, please contact the Thames Valley Police enquiry centre on 101 quoting reference 43240267735 or online."

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