Lifting giant rocks with balloons millions of years ago... : insanepeoplefacebook

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 36 points 3 months ago

Are these people seriously suggesting that recorded history, and quite recent history at that, is fictional, and the railway is thousands of years old?

[-] ignirtoq@fedia.io 18 points 3 months ago

No no no no no, they are outright saying recorded history is fictional and the railway is hundreds of thousands or millions of years old.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Sadly, yes.

[-] RandomStickman@kbin.run 16 points 3 months ago

Wow I didn't know rail is old enough to have ancient civilization conspiracies now lol Only 1800s kids will remember the rails

[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

Are these people constantly doing whip-its? JFC this is the dumbest highest shit.

[-] prex@aussie.zone 9 points 3 months ago

It's right there in the title: history for dimwits.

Just picture them clicking that subscribe button.

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 10 points 3 months ago

Of course, railways, like beaux-arts architecture and star forts, could only have been invented by the Tartarian Empire countless aeons ago.

[-] blahsay@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

You have to hand it to these guys! They're no longer only using crayons and have managed to get someone to use a keyboard to write out their insane muttering.

[+] STUPIDVIPGUY@lemmy.world -10 points 3 months ago

lol lemmys fall for anything

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Yes, we did all fall for the idea that no one was lifting massive rocks with balloons millions of years ago. How foolish of us.

[-] STUPIDVIPGUY@lemmy.world -2 points 3 months ago

i mean its clearly satire; you fell for the troll, not the ahistorical statements

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Except it's not at all satire. I would show you except that I'm not going to dox the crazy person.

That said, the group name alone should be a clue. They're the admin of it as well.

[-] STUPIDVIPGUY@lemmy.world -4 points 3 months ago

Also they prefaced that second one with "History for Dimwits", indicating that they don't take themselves seriously. Any other dumb shit on their page is probably just the same thing, meant to grab attention.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I have no idea how someone like you can see an internet full of crazy people and just assume a crazy person isn't being crazy.

[-] Seleni@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

He’s a stupid vip guy?

[-] STUPIDVIPGUY@lemmy.world -2 points 3 months ago

And I don't understand how you assume everyone is being 100% authentic, lol

They're not all crazy. Some are just goofing around or trying to escape from boring real life

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Again, I have seen their other posts. You have not. Maybe I have a little more knowledge about this person than you do? Do you think that's possible since you don't even know their name and I do?

[-] STUPIDVIPGUY@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

I'm just gonna be honest dude, you take everything on this website way too seriously.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Yes, that's why I post these hilarious things from crazy people. You've figured it out.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 months ago

So perfect to put on InsanePeopleFacebook, don't you think?