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submitted 3 months ago by Emperor@feddit.uk to c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk
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[-] Zip2@feddit.uk 39 points 3 months ago

Voting for Farage is like shitting your own bed.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

The woke mob want you to believe that shitting your bed is bad!

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 13 points 3 months ago

It could happen to any of us, so we shouldn't judge? That doesn't sound right.

[-] Zip2@feddit.uk 18 points 3 months ago

Fair point. None of us are getting any younger.

Voting for Farage is like deliberately shitting your own bed.

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 7 points 3 months ago
[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago

Mousse from a bowl is very nice. But to put it on a person is demented.

[-] rainynight65@feddit.de 6 points 3 months ago

Shitting your own bed, and then rolling in it with delight instead of cleaning up posthaste.

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 36 points 3 months ago
[-] Geekonomicon@feddit.uk 14 points 3 months ago

However will we cope? 🙄

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 3 points 3 months ago

I guess we'll have to get our heads down and try to struggle through a time when our rulers weren't competing with each other to see who could be the most awful.

[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

But I'm trying to nap!

[-] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 25 points 3 months ago

Daily Fail, consistent as always, so far up Tory arse one wouldn’t believe possible.

[-] jabjoe@feddit.uk 19 points 3 months ago

So the Daily Fail has completed it's transition to Nazi support then. It wasn't a long journey for them to be honest....

[-] ThePyroPython@feddit.uk 3 points 3 months ago

Considering their historical support for Oswald Moseley they only had to take one step to the right.

[-] proper@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

That’s all well and good but where does he stand on Sandwiches?

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 7 points 3 months ago

Anything British with white bread.

[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

The Daily Mail slurps far right cock all the while lying. That’s impressive, actually.

[-] CptEnder@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

"our Brexit freedoms"

Lmfaoooooo

[-] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 3 months ago

Ah, the Daily Hate Mail.

[-] flamingos@feddit.uk 8 points 3 months ago

Wasn't Farage suppose to be suing the Daily Mail?

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 5 points 3 months ago

There must be an easier way that wouldn't make me feel like I'd wiped my arse on my soul.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 3 months ago

I bloody wish they’re going to do all of that.

[-] TedZanzibar@feddit.uk 4 points 3 months ago

What's the betrayal of women's rights all about?

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 18 points 3 months ago

TERF dogwhistle. The Heil doesn’t actually suddenly care about women’s rights.

[-] TedZanzibar@feddit.uk 4 points 3 months ago

Yeah that's what I assumed but it was just so out of left (right?) field that it took me by surprise!

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

I'm guessing trans stuff

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