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[-] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago

TBF this is basically every not-great-looking male lead.

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[-] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 49 points 1 month ago

I've always gotten women way out of my league because they like my personality, and they say I'm a nice person and they feel safe with me. Guys, women have the bar set pretty dam low. Just use active listening, actually care about them beyond just their body, respect them, and it helps to have fun, interesting hobby, and to really like animals. Like that's it, fellas. I'm in my late 30s, and my last girlfriend was in her mid-20s and way outta my league. Now it didn't work because we are at different points in our lives, but that's nbd.

[-] tegs_terry@feddit.uk 16 points 1 month ago

Or are you just selling your looks short?

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

dude have you never seen couples? gorgeous women go out with totally average looking dudes all the time.

[-] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Lol no I'm short and fat. I have a realistic view of myself.

[-] tegs_terry@feddit.uk 9 points 1 month ago

Yeah, but how can I trust that assessment if you are lowballing your looks? I think we should see. Draw a photorealistic picture of yourself and upload, and I can judge.

[-] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago
[-] Eyck_of_denesle@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

Lmao. I wasn't expecting a reply.

[-] yum@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 1 month ago

I agree with you on that, but I usually get stuck in the just friends portion of the whole thing. Maybe I am a little too ugly?

[-] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Nah, the thing is, you need to declare your intentions fairly early on. Like with in the first few times you hang out.

[-] Rubanski@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Exactly, if you wait too long making the leap of faith, more often then not you will be already in the friend zone

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[-] Dkarma@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

You could have just used his picture

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago
[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

It's'a me, Adam a'Sandler. Woopido doooooo'a!

[-] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 24 points 1 month ago

It's a real-life thing. Look at any comedic actor from the past fifty years, and then image search up a picture of their wife. The discrepancy in physical attractiveness is almost always glaring. Humor (and money) is attractive.

[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

Pete Davidson looks like a homeless drug addict and he dated Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale and Emily Ratajkowski.

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[-] ValorieAF@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

The exception: Little Nicky

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 16 points 1 month ago

The love interest in Little Nicky wasnt Patricia Arquette, but Popeye's Chicken.

[-] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Easily my favorite Adam Sandler movie.

[-] ValorieAF@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

It's so stupid, but it has its moments

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

The best moment is between the opening credits and the closing credits

[-] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

For some reasimon I've never seen any one of his movies besides Happy Gilmore.

[edit] what the hell is a reasimon? I meant to type reason in case that wasn't clear.

[-] pedestrian@links.hackliberty.org 6 points 1 month ago

A good follow up to that is uncut gems

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

What about The Cobbler? That one was unexpectedly charming.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
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[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago
[-] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Thanks! I'll give it a look.

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[-] MintyAnt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Best to keep it that way

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I envy you!

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[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 13 points 1 month ago

He’s Woody Allen with the pseudointellectual posturing replaced with grossout gags

[-] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Let's not compare him to a child molester.

[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago
[-] Lampadaire_raclette@jlai.lu 3 points 1 month ago

The minute hour is king

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 1 month ago

Jack and Jill was the weirdest one because it's Adam Sandler falling in love with Adam Sandler in a wig.

[-] OozingPositron@feddit.cl 11 points 1 month ago

Wasn't it Al Pacino falling for Jill? And I think Jill was Adam's sister or something like that.

[-] Jarix@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Nsfw His actual wife

Edit: hey mods ill change the picture if this isn't appropriate, there's many to choose from this one just seemed the most appropriate to the post.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 18 points 1 month ago

I don't think his characters tend to have as much money as he does

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[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Homies Adam Sandler is probably better looking than every one of you, richer, funnier, and isn't making shit memes making fun about people's looks he doesn't even know.

At least Jack and Jill gave people jobs lol.

The man is one of the funniest people defining the millenial's generation.

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdBABI1HNGXSgji0bj5_wNWqKD9Q451yB

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 month ago

Homies Adam Sandler is probably better looking than every one of you, richer,

Okay.

funnier,

Let's not get crazy here.

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[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 15 points 1 month ago
[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago

HOW MANY KID'S CHOICE AWARDS HAVE YOU WON???

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

That's WHAT I THOUGHT!!!! 💦 🗣️📢

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