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[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 177 points 5 months ago

You recently calculated 34*5+1. Do you want to buy a new washing machine?

[-] undefined@links.hackliberty.org 56 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You recently calculated

I don’t know why but this part kills me

[-] spongeborgcubepants@lemmy.world 161 points 5 months ago

It's because of the log function

[-] prex@aussie.zone 36 points 5 months ago
[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago

It's was all clearly calculated.

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[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 148 points 5 months ago

Something about this just doesn't add up.

[-] 5wim@slrpnk.net 81 points 5 months ago

If only there was a way to get to the root of the problem.

[-] zerofk@lemm.ee 55 points 5 months ago

It will require our undivided attention.

[-] prex@aussie.zone 29 points 5 months ago
[-] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 23 points 5 months ago

Those puns leave a negative impression

[-] Emmie@lemm.ee 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

These puns sure did a number on me

[-] totally_notAcat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 5 months ago

I would like to clear them from my memory.

[-] Burninator05@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

I don't know how to access that function.

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[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 127 points 5 months ago

"Continue to use of all the numbers you love!*

Starting August 1st, numbers 9, 7 3, 2 and 0 will only be available to members subscribed to our premium Calc+ tier.

[-] profoundninja@sh.itjust.works 105 points 5 months ago

Please don't log my calculator inputs it's more embarrassing than my browser history is.

[-] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 5 months ago
[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 5 months ago

Worse, lots of really basic math

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 months ago

Get a load of this nerd! He calculated 7 x 4

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[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 89 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I can’t even imagine what data there is to collect for an application this simple.

That privacy policy better be really short.

On the bright side, a simple calculator ought to have plenty of free and open source alternatives that don’t harvest any data.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 88 points 5 months ago

Your calculator would like access to your contacts.

Your calculator would like permission to send and receive phone calls.

Your calculator would like permission to view and delete emails.

Please click AGREE to proceed.

[-] Evotech@lemmy.world 37 points 5 months ago

How else are we supposed to be able to share calculations to your social network????

[-] takeda@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

There is also information that is provided that the phone no longer asks/announces.

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[-] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 56 points 5 months ago

Using our implementation of Microsoft recall, we can see that you're calculating the price for your online purchase of Samsung AiPro Washing machine. We can see you can't afford it, but don't worry! We've applied a 10% coupon to your purchase so it'd be a bit cheaper for you!

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[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 46 points 5 months ago

"=" [locked] Infix subscription required

...

"base ten" [locked] subscription required, reverting to octal

[-] vaionko@sopuli.xyz 46 points 5 months ago

My calc app also has its privacy policy there. It says

OpenCalc does not collect any user data.

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[-] teft@lemmy.world 43 points 5 months ago

They want to monetize any proofs you find.

Now get to work crunching numbers.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 42 points 5 months ago

Seems like everyone is going out of their way to tell us how much they "value" our privacy. The value they place on it wouldnt even get a burp from an atm machine

[-] blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 39 points 5 months ago

The way I see it, the companies value our privacy in the sense that they want to take it - to extract that value.

We value your privacy. So if you don't value it, then give to away to someone who does. In fact, just lets us take it anyway regardless.

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[-] Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 5 months ago
[-] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Open calculator is pretty cool and very pretty. Material theme ofc

[-] territorial@slrpnk.net 17 points 5 months ago
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[-] sol6_vi@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

Thanks for mentioning and linking Graphene - I was stoked to see the Pixel support. Installing today.

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[-] Aqarius@lemmy.world 28 points 5 months ago

It's possibly compliance. I know google requires you to have a privacy policy to even publish an app, no matter what.

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[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 25 points 5 months ago

In fairness, I've had to write a privacy policy due to store restrictions. It boiled down to "everything stays on your phone. I don't collect your data, I don't want your data, I don't even have a backend server that could be collecting your data. If you find my app sending telemetry of any kind, please tell me immediately because that should not be happening"

That being said, this doesn't exactly inspire confidence

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[-] unreachable@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago
[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 20 points 5 months ago

A car is parked at the far end of the street. Hidden by the shadow of an old elm, and a reflection of the blue sky on the windshield, an agent patiently writes out his notes:

8:15 am A leaves house on foot 8:17 am B arrives driving and parks car (license plate: GYX 455), walks away 8:40 am B arrives, enters house 9:20 am A arrives on foot, leaves in car

This is called a stakeout. A form of surveillance.

IT folks will also recognize this as analytics data. You can almost see the json: timestamp, event name, metadata

As analytics data gets tagged to individuals, it becomes targeted surveillance.

Regular analytics is like a surveillance camera: you just see each person in a snapshot, all in the same place. You’re seeing the story of the place. Like a 7-Eleven, tracking when its customers come to decide when to make the coffee.

But modern analytics is more and more all the events about a person or cluster of people. That’s a lot more like the FBI following Hemingway, keeping a log of all his activities to build a profile.

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[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

If you type in 867-5309, Jenny will call you back!

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[-] helloyanis@jlai.lu 18 points 5 months ago

I've published a simillar app to the play store (a calculator for keeping track of your stats in a game) and it got denied because it had no privacy policy, and I had to add one. Maybe that's why they need to include it?

[-] WarlordSdocy@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

I would believe that but I'm pretty sure this is the default Google calculator. It looks like the same one that's on my Pixel. And when I click on the privacy policy thing it takes me to Google's privacy policy so who knows what the calculator is doing.

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[-] Xeroxchasechase@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Why didn't every privacy concerned people switched to foss already?

[-] WallsToTheBalls@lemmynsfw.com 16 points 5 months ago

Realistically because it takes time and effort to integrate foss and self hosted solutions a lot people don’t have the energy or know how to do.

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[-] bitwolf@lemmy.one 14 points 5 months ago

Gotta love that internet access is implicitly provided in Android now /s

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