Don't worry, I just sacrificed a nice bull, in hopes of stopping this new cringy trend by the youths
I did my research, bulls do not work! You should be using virgins instead!!!
What about a virgin calf?
We prefer the whole creature and not just a portion of the lower leg.
A calf? Next you'll suggest the vegan option?? Herb burners like yourself have no regard to tredition
Damn it! I've been foiled!!
And if not virgins, all that’s left as a possibility is kings
Delete this comment right now.
Just keep killing everybody who mentions any problems. That's sure to make them go away.
Yeah, I've already ordered new torture methods to be invented.
If people were meant to go out on the big water place the gods would've made our legs out of wood. Checkmate Yamm worshippers!
I wrote a letter to my uncle a couple cities over asking him if he's ever heard of those sea peoples. He must not have, because he never wrote me back.
It's a very fringe theory, but at least one evolutionary biologist believes we came from the sea.
This sorcerer should be put to death immediately. She clearly communes with the Underworld.
A whationary whatalogist?
Beats me, but apparently they're an evil one. I'll start handing out torches and pitchforks.
The Fomorians are eternal and cannot just be wished away. Now prepare your first born as tribute lest we come spoiling.
Too late. We comin'
No amount of chariots will save you now.
Just hire them as mercenaries like the Pharaoh did. Problem solved.
I don't know. The latest polling numbers show a swing away from the nationalist Pharaoh - Ra coalition to the pro-immigration Hyksos party.
Don't knock it. They're small so they're hard to spot, but they'll build shrines to you.
Welcome to the stone age... or the bronze age... or the iron age... heck, anything with an 'age' is welcome, except our modern age or any ages to come.
This is about what the internet was like thousands of years ago back when it all started. Like when Darius the Great hired mercenaries via Craigslist or when Egypt invented emojis.
CODE OF LAWS
1 - Be civil. No name calling, no fighting, keep your flint hand axes inside your leather pouches at all times.
2 - Keep the AI stuff to a minimum. It gets annoying and old fashioned memes are more fun for everyone.
3 - None of this newfangled modern 21st century nonsense. We don't even know what "21st century" means.
4 - No porn/explicit content. The king is sensitive about these things.
5 - No lemmy.world TOS violations will be tolerated. So there.
6 - There is no ~~rule~~ law 6.
Laws of justice which Hammurabi, the wise king, established. A righteous law, and pious statute did he teach the land. Hammurabi, the protecting king am I. I have not withdrawn myself from the men, whom Bel gave to me, the rule over whom Marduk gave to me, I was not negligent, but I made them a peaceful abiding-place. I expounded all great difficulties, I made the light shine upon them. With the mighty weapons which Zamama and Ishtar entrusted to me, with the keen vision with which Ea endowed me, with the wisdom that Marduk gave me, I have uprooted the enemy above and below (in north and south), subdued the earth, brought prosperity to the land, guaranteed security to the inhabitants in their homes; a disturber was not permitted. The great gods have called me, I am the salvation-bearing shepherd, whose staff is straight, the good shadow that is spread over my city; on my breast I cherish the inhabitants of the land of Sumer and Akkad; in my shelter I have let them repose in peace; in my deep wisdom have I enclosed them. That the strong might not injure the weak, in order to protect the widows and orphans, I have in Babylon the city where Anu and Bel raise high their head, in E-Sagil, the Temple, whose foundations stand firm as heaven and earth, in order to bespeak justice in the land, to settle all disputes, and heal all injuries, set up these my precious words, written upon my memorial stone, before the image of me, as king of righteousness.