Just make the jokes while out of earshot.
Shouldn't be too hard. Just stick to his right side.
I guess you miss every shot you don't take.
Can’t go over too far or it’s just a fluid sack where the frontal lobe used to be.
Here's mine: the world would be a better place with another half an inch.
Come find me assholes lmfao
I think the women voters would prefer an extra 4 inches.
I tried to make a Trump assassination joke, but I missed my mark.
Keep an ear to the ground and let us know if you hear any good ones.
You were only an ear off. You'll get them next time
Hey, it's worth a shot.
JF, guys. They're just jokes or did that fact just fly past their heads?
Right through their ear and out the other side...didn't catch a thing. 😂
MAGAts can fuck off and die.
Added to the list!
I'm Canadian, so...
Take your best shot. Mind, your shooter shows it'll probably miss
Kiwi.
Started using "couldn't hit the side of a Trump and 140 yards" as often as I can.
Eh, the secret service didn't miss. They returned fire almost immediately too.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ha ha! Doesn't matter. Your guy has to wear a funny bandage now!
ThEy'Re TrYiNg To SiLeNcE mE
I think we can agree that some republicans should lean just a hair more to the left.
they are not even a parody anymore.
Not sure they can find their way out of a paper bag. Their tactics are to pick a guy then find dirt, not the other way around.
I'll let y'all know when he gets here.
Just tried to poke some freedom holes
I'll be fine. I made the jokes slightly to his right so he didn't hear me.
I've been holding back a "Trump deals with Crowdstrike fallout" joke for days, but don't know how to word it.
ass*ss*nat*on
What a really strange and ineffective way to censor that word.
I'm eager to help, MAGAs - I'll keep an ear out.
come get me bitches, I hope a very aggressive cancer strain eats your genitals.
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