Paint one door with a Christian medieval-style illustration of a soul ascending to heaven, and the other with an illustration of a soul being cast into hell. Then when you have a guest and you approach the door, say "Choose your path wisely!"
this post was submitted on 30 Jul 2024
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Comedy and Tragedy masks.
It's the Bicycle Playing Cards of doors. Paint it to look like a King of Spades.
Looks like the contractor when installing the doors layed them on top of each other in the same orientation. Then proceeded to make the groves for the hinges.
After which that was quickly followed by a ohh fuck. After which they installed them anyway.
That's not the deed of a contractor.
That's DIY's finest.
Dunno about that. Apartment I used to live in had a window installed upside down because they wanted specific handing for the opening, and the shower surround was also upside down, meaning water didn’t drain off properly.
That frame is more crooked than Clarence Thomas on on a private yacht. When you notice that the seam between the doors is the only thing that looks square, the skill of this door hanger is redeemed.
If it looks stupid but it works...
... it's still stupid and you're lucky
Hrm, also no handles!?
Nailed it.
I actually like it
Looks dumb, but fixable.
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