241
hmmm (lemmy.world)
all 15 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

Paint one door with a Christian medieval-style illustration of a soul ascending to heaven, and the other with an illustration of a soul being cast into hell. Then when you have a guest and you approach the door, say "Choose your path wisely!"

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 month ago

Comedy and Tragedy masks.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

It's the Bicycle Playing Cards of doors. Paint it to look like a King of Spades.

[-] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Looks like the contractor when installing the doors layed them on top of each other in the same orientation. Then proceeded to make the groves for the hinges.

After which that was quickly followed by a ohh fuck. After which they installed them anyway.

[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

That's not the deed of a contractor.

That's DIY's finest.

[-] BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago

Dunno about that. Apartment I used to live in had a window installed upside down because they wanted specific handing for the opening, and the shower surround was also upside down, meaning water didn’t drain off properly.

[-] yesman@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

That frame is more crooked than Clarence Thomas on on a private yacht. When you notice that the seam between the doors is the only thing that looks square, the skill of this door hanger is redeemed.

[-] illi@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

If it looks stupid but it works...

[-] Glifted@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

... it's still stupid and you're lucky

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 5 points 1 month ago

Hrm, also no handles!?

[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[-] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

I actually like it

[-] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Looks dumb, but fixable.

[-] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

this is where I grow my weed

this post was submitted on 30 Jul 2024
241 points (98.4% liked)

hmmm

4532 readers
4 users here now

Internet as an art

Rule 1: All post titles except for meta posts should be just plain "hmmm" and nothing else, no emotes, no capitalisation, no extending it to "hmmmm" etc.

I will introduce more rules later and when I finish doing that I will make an announcement post about that.

For overall temporary guide check out the rules here: https://www.reddit.com/r/hmmm/wiki/rules/

I won't be moving all of them here but I will keep most of them.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS