Jump and set world records. I'm coming for Olympics 2028 babyyy
The trick is just barely beating everybody, so as to not be disqualified.
Some athletes who break world records again and again and not set one peak performance bc they get paid more that way.
I’d rather fly, but 20mph (~17kts) is fairly weak in terms of wind; it’s a stiff breeze. It implies that your actual flight speed is like ~5kts.
I wanna be a balloon. Most of the interesting things to jump onto are private property, and I'm not the sort of person that enjoys upsetting people and risking prosecution in the process.
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