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[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Bonus trans fats CommiePOGGERS heart failure

[-] rhubarb@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago

What do you mean, it says "real" right there on the bottle?

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Babe what's the matter you haven't even touched your gayo sandwich

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

I've already got pride I don't need more added to me at this time

[-] Azarova@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

The dyes would mix together and you'd end up with an appetizing grey/brown mayo visible-disgust

[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 4 months ago

Nobody says it has to be more than just packaging, although it would be cooler if they could make a mayo with colors that don't mix

[-] Azarova@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

I was imagining it like those green and purple colored ketchups that Heinz put out like 20 years ago

[-] miz@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

you typoed "dykes"

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] miz@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

mucho sexo gayo

[-] xia 3 points 4 months ago
[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Kraft either did this as a hate crime, or they need the mother of all refunds from their market research team. Ok gamergate, you win. You are more than welcome to have your monopoly on being pandered to back.

And for the record, my bi ass despises mayo and much prefers sriracha sauce.

[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

Omg Jones didn't say "friggen frogs" at all it was "eggysauce"

Mann i wanted that to work better. But i can't just delete it.

[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 4 months ago

The frogs are turning the mayo gay?

[-] chillbo_baggins@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

Hold the mayo, extra gayo

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