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If it's meat, looks like Rocky Mountain Oysters. Thought of this fine community the instant I saw it. Your guess is as good as mine. OP stated, 'Good God !!! Please don’t tell me they’re some animal’s kidneys - that’s going too far , pizza explorers…… baaarf!!!!!'.
This is how I imagine pizza would look like in a city run by Tolkien Orcs.
Looks like meat's off the menu boys, but we've got this suspicious looking pizza
Grubwurst.
That's like if Timon and Pumbaa managed to make a pizza.
Margherita al foetus
🎶 foetus in the morning, foetus in the evening, foetus at supper time… 🎶
Don't worry about them being kidneys, they look more like rocky mountain oysters to me
Why are they so.... moist?!?!
They look like they're still alive.
That pizza looks like it would taste offal.
That was a gutsy joke
"There's a parasite on that pizza. You should take a closer look"
