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submitted 1 month ago by Frank@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

We need somewhere for posts that are so straggeringly bad they can prompt nothing but suffering for hours.

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[-] soupermen@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

If this gets made I'm gonna spam it with pictures of my poor tomato plants. Fall came early this year :(

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Tomatoes are nightshades, which are poisonous for no clear reason. Checks out.

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago
[-] blight@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago
[-] Frank@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago
this post was submitted on 05 Sep 2024
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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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