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[-] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 215 points 3 months ago

Cheating on her boyfriend with you will end in cheating on you with a new guy.

He dd the right thing, no regrets. It sucks a lot tho, and it's hard.

[-] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 152 points 3 months ago

And he didnt rape her which is more important than the cheating.

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[-] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 147 points 3 months ago

anon, knows that drunk people can't consent 👍

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 139 points 3 months ago
[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago

He earned extra tendies.

[-] Enkrod@feddit.org 26 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Anon doesn't care she's drunk, only that she "belongs" to someone else. Good Anon would have told her to try this again while sober and preferably single.

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[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 112 points 3 months ago

My dumb ass was expecting her to pass out and anon grilling everything in the fridge.

[-] Schmuppes@lemmy.today 24 points 3 months ago

That would be an absolute alpha move.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

Me too! I was so excited to hear what random things he was gonna grill. 0.5/10, much disappointment.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 80 points 3 months ago

Ya did the right thing, anon. Your mama raised you right, and would be proud.

[-] Vivendi@lemmy.zip 79 points 3 months ago

ITT: The top regarded minds of Lemmy argue their shitty opinions on consent and rape

Abandon all hope ye who enter

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[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 69 points 3 months ago

Good guy anon hope he lives life well

[-] Seraph@fedia.io 66 points 3 months ago

The alternative is rape charges... so... yeah.

Edit: If she's vomiting drunk do you think she's going to remember consenting in the morning? Or wake up, remember nothing, and think you raped her? She might remember, she might not. It's a roll of the dice, but there's no way I'm rolling those dice. You go argue in court how "she really wanted you" all you want.

[-] stoy@lemmy.zip 22 points 3 months ago

Taking this series of events at face value, it could absolutely be argued that she enthusiasticly constented (wrapping her legs around him and kissing), however, annon did absolutely right, and I would have done the same.

[-] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 41 points 3 months ago

Someone's drunk enough to vomit is not exactly in a consenting state.

[-] stoy@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 months ago

On the other hand, someone holding on to and kissing someone else for a long time is clearly into the other person at the time.

Had annon been drunk, he could probably be excused for not realizing the situarion had it continued, but as he wasn't (from what I understand) he would have been held to a higher standard

[-] bamfic@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

Someone kissing me after having just puked would kill my boner too

[-] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

I think more people should be posting that its just unattractive to be pukey drunk. How fun could the sex even be? She might even fall asleep in the middle of it.

[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

You don't need to be drunk to vomit. Often kids will slam shots very quickly and throw up before they have a chance to absorb the alcohol.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 months ago

If anything, anon would have been the aggrieved party. “No” doesn’t mean yes or later or maybe, it means “no.” If getting drunk absolved you of all responsibility, DUIs wouldn’t exist. Folks need to respect boundaries.

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[-] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 months ago

Not really. The alternative is raping someone, but charges are extremely unlikely, hardly many rapes are actually prosecuted.

[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

There are many ways this could go wrong morally or legally. Without being there, no one can know. (Which makes it dangerous legally).

Just because she vomited doesn't mean much. Especially, since they were "pre gaming". Idiots in college would often slam shots or beers in drinking games, throwing up before they had a chance to really absorb much alcohol.

Morally, it depends on the power dynamic. How drunk was he compared to her? In this case, it sounds like the OP wasn't drunk and made the safe decision. Even if he would be morally/legally right, the situation with the bf would probably involve a ton of unneeded drama.

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[-] halvar@lemm.ee 55 points 3 months ago

I really thought there will be a plotwist at the end that somehow this is all about grilling.

[-] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 3 months ago

where's the fake and gay comments

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 74 points 3 months ago

Fake: Anon got invited to a party

Gay: He couldn't stop thinking about a guy

[-] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

I thought anon was talking about grilling :c

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 10 points 3 months ago

Wouldn't be lemmy if we don't accuse this person of rape, AHH...... Classic

[-] pjwestin@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"It wouldn't be right to rape you, you have a boyfriend," is about what I expect from a 4Channer.

EDIT: Holy fuck Lemmy, this comment section is a dumpster fire. First, to all the people saying he did reject her because she was drunk, not because she has a boyfriend, there's no evidence of that; he stated twice that it was wrong because she had a boyfriend, and zero times that it was wrong because she was drunk. But whatever, if you want to believe that, whatever, I'm done arguing over your fan fiction.

But here are some things that are 100% facts that some of you need to understand:

  1. If someone is throwing up, they are too drunk to consent to sex.
  2. If you are not throwing up, you are almost certainly not as drunk as someone who is throwing up. The person vomiting has alcohol poisoning, and unless you also have symptoms of alcohol poisoning, you are more sober than them.
  3. Vomiting does not remove alcohol from your system. Intoxication occurs when alcohol enters your bloodstream. Vomiting will prevent further alcohol from entering your bloodstream, but it will not remove any alcohol from your bloodstream, and you'll be just as drunk as you were before you vomited.
  4. If the OP had sex with the girl in this story, it would have been rape. She was far too drunk to give consent, and based on his telling, he was not. Clearly, some of you feel differently, but your shitty opinions on consent don't change the fact that legally, it would have been rape.
[-] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 37 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

If you were in that situation, would you say "no, I would be raping you"? The boyfriend excuse is a much more tactful way to get yourself out of the situation (as well as a good enough reason in its own right).

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[-] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 months ago

So you're shitting on them for doing the right thing? Or am I misinterpreting

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