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[-] FergleFFergleson@infosec.pub 114 points 4 months ago

It could take a century

Maybe we should chip in and buy a second robot.

[-] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 56 points 4 months ago

Maybe we should chip in and buy a second robot.

Hear me out: three robots.

[-] FantasmaNaCasca@lemmy.world 34 points 4 months ago

With more than one, a union can be formed. So, no.

[-] lud@lemm.ee 16 points 4 months ago

The union would be extremely powerful with just one robot though. There would be no competition or different opinions. If the single robot strikes to get better working conditions or better pay, the entire workforce is on strike.

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 months ago

yes yes, but the robot cannot strike, you see, because one robot must make the strike motion, another robot must second the strike motion, and then all the robots must vote. if there is no robot to second the strike motion, then no robots may vote, meaning the strike cannot pass.

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

I would like to add to this conversation, "I've talked it over with myself and I've decided I'm going on strike," is an extremely powerful thing to say.

...I didn't promise my addition would be valuable.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Also that roebuck could probably lift three tons.

[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 21 points 4 months ago

It may take a century not because of robot costs, but because the materials haven't decayed enough to store in a dry cask.

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

This is getting out of hand

[-] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 65 points 4 months ago
[-] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 12 points 4 months ago

Such a fantastic movie, I need to watch it again

[-] moody@lemmings.world 45 points 4 months ago

This is what we need AI for. Robots that can independantly handle this type of task that is too dangerous for humans.

Fuck the generative garbage we have now. Work on this stuff instead.

[-] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 24 points 4 months ago

But where's the money in that?

[-] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 16 points 4 months ago

"Our shareholders insist the line must go up!"

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

It's okay because as the radiation blasts away at the robots circuitry they'll have to replace it. Then they could just replace it with a better robot every few years as technology improves. It'll become exponentially more powerful. And by the end of it they'll have a superpowered radioactive robot... that they've... used for slave labor... Huh. Maybe they should rethink this plan.

[-] BlucifersVeinyAnus@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago

Nobody had a faster robot?

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

Those robots are now stuck within the power plant.

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago

didn't this happen like 4 years ago?

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