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Anon investigates crime in 2096 (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[-] wesker 62 points 4 weeks ago

Why is anon investing in crimes?

[-] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 4 weeks ago

Imagine not buying some of those crime shares.

[-] SitD@lemy.lol 2 points 4 weeks ago

I'll have the 20x leveraged please 👌😎

[-] Thteven@lemmy.world 15 points 4 weeks ago

The margins

[-] cheddar@programming.dev 14 points 4 weeks ago

Anon invests in crime scenes, not in crimes.

[-] elvith@feddit.org 47 points 4 weeks ago

....and of that 3 TB, there's at least 2.9 TB of childhood memories, stories about the recipe author's childhood, and high res photos along the story for SEO reasons

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 25 points 4 weeks ago

PB, not TB.

[-] rain_worl@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

did not notice that it was petabytes in the original post, thought you meant "of that 3 TB, there's at least 2.9 PB"

[-] Banichan@dormi.zone 25 points 4 weeks ago

He died doing what he loved

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 20 points 4 weeks ago

Goulash is delicious, not a bad way to go

[-] laranis@lemmy.zip 19 points 4 weeks ago

Goulash is delicious. But, having the thought of goulash without actually getting to eat goulash would be a terrible way to go. Poor guy.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

But maybe by 2096 thoughts can impact experience. So while you're eating your yeast biscuit or whatever, you think you experience eating goulash, and what is reality but what we experience?

[-] psud@aussie.zone 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

The amount of data suggests that it was a bigger experience than a recipe, bigger than a recipe with pictures, bigger than a recipe with an instructional video

[-] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 16 points 4 weeks ago

Is... Is this a true story?

[-] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 32 points 4 weeks ago

be me

Time traveler

Go back in time to the 2020s to shitpost about normal day to day things that happen in 2096 to see everyone's reaction

[-] Marighost@lemm.ee 6 points 4 weeks ago

It will be.

[-] halvar@lemm.ee 16 points 4 weeks ago

Hmm goulash mentioned hmm goulash

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

Is that goulash with macaroni noodles? What’s wrong with you people.

Gets some rotini for that.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago

Best I can do is spaghetti.

[-] rain_worl@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

in 2096: "ha, people had to COMPRESS 1080p videos back in the day? COMPLETELY absurd."

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