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[-] moipe@lemmy.world 61 points 1 year ago

They have the same face and the jacket wearing one has an extra leg coming out of his ass. Darkest timeline indeed.

[-] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 21 points 1 year ago

So you would say it's accurate.

[-] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 42 points 1 year ago

Would certainly be a win for humanity if those two fucks were to bugger off from Earth.

[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Their influence would wane only by the delay it takes light to reach the Earth.

We'd have overlord free holidays when the sun is between Earth and Mars.

[-] dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 40 points 1 year ago
[-] animelivesmatter@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

it's a tail, he took the catgirl serum

[-] TCBloo@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

It's not a third leg. It's a third leg.

[-] dingus@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

My leg! My leg! I can't feel my third leg!

[-] mindbleach@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

The AI couldn't decide who tops, so both figures are Elmo and Zuck simultaneously. Like they got Brundlefucked.

[-] Stovetop@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

This is their family, and their children committed incest.

[-] DudePluto@lemm.ee 29 points 1 year ago

Is that a giant turd coming out?

[-] notst@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Third pant leg for his tail.

[-] whataboutshutup@discuss.online 7 points 1 year ago

A cat tail buttplug.

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago

No, musk isn't coming out.

[-] regular_human@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

"computer, pull up an image of musk shidding out his doodoo ass"

[-] KrimsonBun@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 year ago

Elon would be the one that carries the baby

[-] poldergeest@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 1 year ago

He can't deliver, his third leg would be in the way.

[-] Soundhole@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

How do you know that's not a literal poop chute built into his pants? It's the future, anything is possible!

[-] poldergeest@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago

Thank you for agreeing with me that any offspring of the two combined would result in nothing more than literal poop.

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

He does look more like a middle aged woman too.

[-] SignorPao@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Whatever, just don't let Elon choose the name of the baby, please

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 year ago

delete this post this instant

[-] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago

What a lovely scene

[-] mindbleach@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

So why is Harland Williams watching Chris Evans do pottery?

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