Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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submitted 5 months ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] zephorah@lemm.ee 15 points 5 months ago

To quote Eminem: Guess that’s why they call it window pane.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

We gotta start screening these jokes

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Clearly.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My basement drains were backed up yesterday (true story) I really didn't want to deal with that shit.

[–] rammer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 months ago

If you wait until it hits the boiler, shit's hot, yo!

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 months ago

I would recommend switching over to Lenox.

[–] shortwavesurfer@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 months ago

You should really consider making your joke less transparent. Put the punchline in the post and not in the title.

[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 months ago

How so? I need you to clarify and broke the story into pieces

[–] callyral@pawb.social 3 points 5 months ago

I think there's a clear answer as to why