Won't have to hope for too long...just leave the Cybertruck out in a rainstorm for an hour and it should start corroding away quite nicely. That's what happens when your company is run by King Bazinga, who can't be bothered to listen to the metallurgical engineers about how "stainless" doesn't always mean "rust-proof".
Replace that with a comrade on a bicycle and it's goodposting.
Waiting for a guide on how to initiate the ignition of the battery. Probably pretty easy if you have the right cheat codes in minecraft.
Look I commute to work by car (forced by the authoritarian capitalist regime [[United Snakes of Amerikkka] that I live under), and this is me when I see that I'm sharing the road with one of these stainless steel death traps.
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo