I've definitely said things, you shouldn't need to look far

Whatever you say that I said I didn't actually say and actually if I think about it it was you who said it all along.

I've been meaning to get myself cancelled.

hello

I would never say anything bad like, “Fascism is dope,” so I don’t think you’ll find anything for me.

im gay

good luck

I foresee some of these kicking off a struggle session by accident, but fuck it, we ball.

Is it too late to get in on the shitposting?

This sounds like something that could go very badly, very quickly.

Come at me bro

Gonna have to pause for the evening, got stuff I need to do. Anyone I didn't get to yet, I'll try to come around tomorrow to make you look bad.

You can’t own me!!!

I'll save you time and do myself : trans people aren't valid because gender isn't real, therefore, everyone has to be cis.

Bonus, my alt: If they make moves to hold billionaires accountable to the law or to move more of the economy to the public sector, they’re bad. . . China should. . . become more capitalist.