I've been pretty intoxicated, even to the point it was problematic. At no point did it occur to me to fuck a tortoise, or any animal, for that matter. Not that I want an answer, but I'm baffled on how one would even go about fucking tortoise in the first place.
this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2024
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It raises a lot of questions I don't want to know the answers to.
...but I'm baffled on how one would even go about fucking tortoise in the first place.
Slowly
First you need a stepladder...
How big is this tortoise??
I could have sworn it said 'horse'!
Time for the ultimate rhetorical question.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?
I’m vaguely curious, but I don’t think I want to actually know.
Colacan me crazy.
Sorry had to, I'll stop.
Should have stuck to sheep, wouldn’t have raised an eyebrow in his part of the world.
I would have expected that he'd have to shell out for a huge fine.
They then uncovered the video images of the extreme pornography, which showed sexual acts with a horse, a dog and a tortoise.
I assumed they mean a person having sex with different animals, but one could read that as saying there's a cray video of a dog, a tortoise and a horse having a threesome.
Whatever headcanon helps you sleep at night.
That's... that's not a thing that helps me sleep at night.
Gets you too excited, huh?