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[-] Aeao@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

I'll tell you what let's meet in the middle. Make the job application work with my auto fill and I'll put down a $1 deposit .

[-] stoly@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Poor dear is sad he has to do his job.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

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[-] boredtortoise@lemm.ee 119 points 1 week ago

Applying for jobs and interviews should be paid time. Don't change my mind

[-] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago

Im a software engineer. Im super lucky i have a good resume, and don't waste too much time compared to some (i never send a cover letter, ill just leave a dot or "i was forced to write this text").

Just to talk to 5 teams, i need to do 10 code challenges/interviews (3 hours each) and over 20 other types of interviews for the 5/10 tests i didnt fuckup. That's a week of work. People pay me several thousand dollars for this time normally.

I don't think getting paid will work. It could be that there's an amount in my total comp that is meant to compensate my time, and a direct cash bonus if i do get the job or something (singing bonus). But we know theyll just deduct it out of what they were going to offer anyway

[-] bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I have gotten around huge coding homework during interview proceedings by telling the company that I’m also interviewing elsewhere. The homework dropped from a six hour task to a one hour task.

Some companies try to get free labor out of you during the interview proceedings.

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago

Singing bonus only if you can perform 'under pressure'

[-] Stern@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

More of a "Bohemian Rhapsody" guy personally, but I'll give it a go.

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[-] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 79 points 1 week ago

Don’t forget to tip the interviewer, too.

[-] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

The $0 option actually just defaults to the $5 minimum

[-] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 54 points 1 week ago

Considering the question posed was, "Am I insensitive to the world if...," I will politely say the answer is "Yes," and impolitely say, "you huge dipshit."

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[-] ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 week ago

Avoid the vitriol

You first, motherfucker.

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 45 points 1 week ago

I’ve been to interviews that were literally scams. Nah man you have to provide the good faith effort on your end too.

[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 29 points 1 week ago

lol so have I. Went to an interview for a warehouse job when I was 18 and it turned out to be an attempt to get me to sell vacuums that was also an amway style pyramid scheme. Fuck those people for wasting my time.

[-] jonne@infosec.pub 20 points 1 week ago

I've heard of restaurants that have applicants do a 'trial' shift for no pay, and then never call back. They manage to line up a new person every night this way.

[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 15 points 1 week ago

If I found out somewhere was doing that I would report them to whoever I could

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[-] JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago

"Am I out of touch with the world"
...
"Please stop telling me i am wrong and give me answers that support my initial idea"

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[-] OpenHammer6677@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

Thought exercise lmao

[-] toastal@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This is LinkedIn isn’t it? This exactly the trash you’d expect from tech bros choosing this as their social media platform of choice. Reminder: Microsoft owns LinkedIn & you can delete your account today (since 90% of your messages & recruitement is spam/trash).

[-] stratoscaster@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Deleting LinkedIn is not viable.

Many companies will only hire if you also have LinkedIn and connections to previous companies. What you are suggesting would be career suicide for many industries and fields. It would be like removing your paper contributions from publications just because they're a scam. We know it's a scam. There are no other options.

[-] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

The real way to use linkedIn is treat it like a virtual CV. Just enter all the important info on your profile, connect to past employers and employees who would be able to provide good reference and that's it. No need to browse through the slop trough of a timeline or actively post about your "recent meeting with some random supplier going great!" Because no hiring manager gives a shit about the social aspect.

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[-] delirium@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

Sure, and taking an in person interview or home assignment should be paid as well then to signal us that company is serious and it’s not a fake opening

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 1 week ago

OK. But I also want 20 dollars for every time a recruiter sends me job spam.

[-] dustyData@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Pay me double fee every time a recruiter sends me a job post for a role that isn't actually hiring and the company is using just to ”test the job market”. A company that is always hiring should have to pay extra tax for wasting unemployed people's time.

[-] Zozano@lemy.lol 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This is a weird post.

The first paragraph is bonkers.

The second paragraph is essentially just trying to cover his ass.

Though, from a philosophical standpoint, there isn't anything wrong with asking this. On the other hand, if it really was his position to frame this as a thought experiment, the question would have been posed differently the first time around.

This is really annoying because the purpose of philosophising on things is to be allowed to ask questions like this.

A polarising figure, Sam Harris once said in an interview "What's wrong with eating babies? If we have too many babies lying around, and we want to eat them, why can't we?"*

Some people (including Alex Jones) took that and ran with it: "Sam Harris defends cannabalising babies", even though the entire point of his statement was to demonstrate how laymen should stay the fuck away from philosophy because they cannot understand the question is designed to establish a moral foundation.

  • note, the clip is satirical beyond the quote I linked, the channel is literally called "out of context"

The full interview is here for full disclosure. Though I'll warn you. You'll lose brain cells watching Cenk try to deliberately misinterpret Sam to make him look like a villain.

[-] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Yeah, ngl I'm entertaining myself just thinking about this concept of exchanging something (not necessarily money) between applicant and company. It creates finite number of applications able to be created which would greatly reduce the number of applications they would need to go through, but it guaranteeing an interview basically negates the time it saves for the company, however it definitely benefits the applicant.

The problem with this sort of system is that it doesn't take into effect the people who are desperate for a job and need the most help. In a system where those people are taken care of in other ways, then it'd be a sorta good system especially if it's not money being exchanged between applicant and company, but maybe rather a cryptographic token or something.

If I had to guess, I think a system like this would probably worsen the workforce as a whole.

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[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

Time is money. Even if I don't get the job, I feel I should still get paid a minimum of an hourly wage for the waste of my time.

[-] TommySoda@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

I need money. Too bad I don't have any money.

[-] mindaika@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What if instead companies paid someone to review applications? It takes >10s to skim a resume. Even if you spend a full minute per resume and get 500 reesumes for a job, that’s less than 1 work day

And while we’re here: companies should be required to compensate people for work done for the company, which includes attending interviews and doing labor (e.g. code tests)

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 16 points 1 week ago

Linked In: Facebook for people who want to return to the office.

[-] muculent@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Remember to charge him for interviews when his business model falls through.

[-] dukatos@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago

I stopped using Upwork for the same reason. They wanted me to pay to be able to bid for a job.

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[-] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

What we need is a unified set of standards for job listings and for resumes. Make it easy to see which workers and which jobs are a bad fit. Just formatting and key words would be huge.

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago

Landlords of shitty places in areas here, where there's very little available to rent, got sick of showing places that are so bad people just noped out of them or ghosted the landlord on a very understandable fashion.

Their solution is to charge $200 for a viewing because people were apparently not serious about wanting a place.

Seems similar.

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[-] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Exchange ideas by listening to mine, avoid criticism by labeling it vitriol.

I would gladly pay for him to briefly notice and reject me.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I might pay a small fee for a guaranteed interview. If I can get in front of someone, I usually score. OTOH, I'd never trust a company doing this, so...

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