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[–] MuinteoirSaoirse@hexbear.net 47 points 9 months ago

The Divine Right of Kings is totalitarian, which implicitly makes Henry VIII Islamic, not Christian, therefor the British Empire was actually the first Gammon Caliphate.

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 44 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The pope claims to be the sole representative of god on earth and rules over the catholic church with a strict hierarchy. This is totalitarian, which means that the pope is therefore Muslim.

[–] FunkYankkkees@hexbear.net 21 points 9 months ago

My life will be complete if I watch the pope recite the Shahada live on TV

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 41 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I really wish I lacked critical thinking skills. CHUDs seem so happy AND they get the added bonus of always getting what they want.

[–] CindyTheSkull@hexbear.net 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

CHUDs seem so happy

Do they? The ones I know are constantly bitter and seething over the most stupid, innocuous shit. They do always seem to get what they want though, like the spoiled, tantrum-throwing children they are.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago
[–] Frank@hexbear.net 30 points 9 months ago

What Bluesky people don't understand is that the Hellsite is not any one url or app. The hellsite is eternal.

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 30 points 9 months ago

How to upset everyone across the political spectrum in one statement

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 28 points 9 months ago

The Transitive Applebaumian property theory-gary

[–] ComRed2@hexbear.net 27 points 9 months ago
[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

monkey-typewriter

Do not even argue with these dipshits, call them sheeple and move on.

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

Why would I argue with a prophet?

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago

Bro is reading theory not even conceived of yet

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 21 points 9 months ago
[–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 20 points 9 months ago

Yea this is completely correct. I’m an Islamo-anarcho-communist Totalitarian

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.

[–] Tychoxii@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago
[–] REgon@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago

"totalitarian" detected opinion discarded

[–] NeelixBiederman@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

Accurate description of hexbear thought

[–] lapis@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago
[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago
[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

The average Westerners understanding of political theory:

[–] roux@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

I just had an aneurysm.

[–] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago