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[-] einlander@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Your nose isn't runny, but can you breathe easily through both nostrils?

[-] fl42v@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] tyler@programming.dev 5 points 1 month ago

Weirdly enough, I literally can right now. Usually I cannot. I don’t remember the last time this was the case and I would not have noticed without this post.

[-] BlastboomStrice@mander.xyz 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Your nose isn't runny, but can you breathe easily ~~through both nostrils~~?🥲

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago
[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago
[-] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 6 points 1 month ago

It's beautiful

[-] LouNeko@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

Me eating something spicy: "I'll fucking do it again!"

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Me, later: Why does it hurt? Oh god I think I have food poisoning. Is this diarrea?

Nope, just the spiciness I forgot about.

[-] GrymEdm@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Every night before I go to bed I do a mental health exercise where I list 3 things I was thankful for that day. It's a habit that is supposed to make you appreciate the good things and help get past the bad.

On unremarkable or bad days the list is that I wasn't in constant/chronic pain, that I got to eat and drink all that I needed, and that the day is over and I'm in bed and statistically very safe. It may not seem like much on bad days, but if you've ever been missing one or more of those 3 things then you know it's a HUGE set of problems to appreciate not having.

[-] soloner@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

This is a very very good habit to have. It does wonders for mental health including reducing existential dread and depression. It's not a silver bullet but it helps tremendously.

I try to remember whenever something bad is happening to me like a cold, or getting laid off, I'm grateful to not be a victim of genocide or taken as POW in Russia. Hell, not having to be drafted in the military like Americans did in Vietnam.

Being grateful in the face of suffering is its own CBT

[-] atx_aquarian@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

One of the best feelings I ever felt was laying in bed the night after a car accident earlier in the day. It was enough of an accident that I was glad to reflect on it not being any worse, but it also wasn't bad enough to injure anyone.

When I climbed into bed that night, I was seriously doing that thing dogs do when you take them outside and they flop and wallow around on the grass with their feet flailing carelessly in the air. That bed felt so damn good that night, and I try often to remind myself that it's the same comfy and safe bed now that it was that day.

[-] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 month ago

Ever since covid I get the influenza and covid vaccinations every season.

Totally unrelated I'm sure, but ever since I've been doing that (and washing my hands first thing when coming home) I haven't been sick at all. No runny or clogged nose, no coughing or itching throat. No fevers, no throwing up, just pure, healthy bliss.

Get vaccinated people.

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I do those things too and want to add; washing your hands. It's so damn simple. When I get off work, when I get home from being out, just washing my hands seems to have absolutely killed my constant battling sickness.

Walk in door, put down car keys, take off jacket or coat or cardigan or sweater, wash hands. Done. Haven't been sick in ages.

[-] LouNeko@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

This is a PSA Announcement:

An orgasm instantly clears out the sinuses. Due to lack of studies doctors don't fully know why this happens.

[-] GrymEdm@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Holy crap, it's true. Instantly might be optimistic, and they talk only about orgasms during sex (although they don't say other orgasms won't help), but it's genuinely backed up by doctors. Apparently it has to do with how your blood vessels react to excitement and exertion.

For best results, get on top since then gravity is working with you.

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Don’t work when you smoke weed.

I rarely smoke it (haven’t in at least 4 years), but when I do and sex happens, I can’t breathe and I end up totally stopped up for at least an hour.

I have allergies too though.

[-] GrymEdm@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Orgasms, exercise and other "arousal" stimuli like fear or aggression make your blood vessels shrink (vasoconstriction). From the link I posted above: "During arousal, your sympathetic nervous system — the one that activates your fight-or-flight response — kicks in. Just as when you exercise, your adrenaline levels go up and your blood vessels constrict. Less blood flow to your nose means less inflammation, so your nose opens up and you can breathe more easily."

THC can cause vasodilatation, which is the opposite (blood vessels expand) so it makes sense they'd reduce effects or cancel each other out. Fun fact from the same article, it's also what causes the bloodshot eyes associated using weed.

[-] Cheesus@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

I guess the joke is on me, I've had a sinus infection or something for like a month so my nose is always either running, or clogged. Sometimes both at the same time!

[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 month ago

th-495300362

!Actually I'm sorry and hope this doesn't come off as mean!<

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

The feeling when you physically notice your cold improving, you can breathe through both nostrils, and you don’t feel fatigued and sore anymore is an amazing feeling.

[-] yamanii@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I'm gonna be sad now, thanks.

[-] Tinidril@midwest.social 7 points 1 month ago

Me too. I've had a sinus headache for over 10 years straight. I don't even remember what it's like to not be congested. Three surgeries and more drugs than I ever knew existed have done nothing. Good health is definitely underappreciated.

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Me too. Allergies can kiss my nuts. I get a break like once every 6 months or so.

[-] crawancon@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

...that's my secret....

[-] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I wish I could use both hands, remember faces, and walk without a cane.

Of course, there is always someone who says they wish they could have both hands, be able to remember anything, and walk at all.

And there are people who have no limb who wish they could have one, and would long for any mobility at all.

I’m grateful for what I got, but in a true human sense, I want more.

[-] PriorityMotif@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I had a friend next door growing up. Amputee just below the knee, stubs for fingers, cleft lip. Loved playing Mario on nes and would kick his prosthetic off when he was on the swings.

[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Not being invaded by Angles nor Saxons

[-] wildflowertea@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago

My chronic rhinitis and I will just stay over here…

[-] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Also I don't have sand in my eyes atm. I love it when there's no sand in my eyes.

[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

I have a boner for no reason and I'm pissed I can't go get water for myself or someone might notice :(

You win some you lose some

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Everytime I get sick I think about this. “I am going to appreciate my life so much more when I’m not sick.” I appreciate not being sick for about five minutes before it just goes back to being whatever.

[-] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

This is why masks.

[-] Macallan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

😭 I woke up sick today.

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[-] DogWater@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I think about this every time I start to get sick.

[-] fl42v@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

Idk, given a common cold is caused by viruses, simply limiting the exposure to them generally helps not having a runny nose. Soo, why not be pissed off that you have to be around humans instead

[-] Zess@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Headaches too. Every time I get a bad headache I honestly forget what it feels like to not have one.

[-] soloner@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm just now getting over a cold that gave me the worst laryngitis of my life. It felt like I got punched in the throat some days. So I'm super grateful today to have most of my voice back. Swelling and inflammation is reduced. Even my cough which I thought would become bronchitis is fading. So grateful to be feeling well again after a week of this.

[-] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Also:

A bite on the inside of your cheek

Canker sore on your tongue

Broken baby toe

Broken off splinter in your finger

Sunburn

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Canker sore on your tongue

I had one yesterday! It hurt quite a bit. Now I don't and I'm the kind of the world.

[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

I've got 2 blisters in my mouth

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[-] Sternburgexport@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

Yes it is, I fucking hate autumn and winter.

[-] Unknown1234_5@lemmy.kde.social 3 points 1 month ago

I woke up hungover, happy birthday dad.

[-] Shanedino@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Have bad allergies, those days are not often. Also sucks because people always think I am sick but thankfully a dumb immune system is not contagious.

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I've lived in a couple of cities in Europe and I can tell you my nose was runny and my throat a bit rough far more often in a poluted place like London (UK) than it is in the small city I live in now in Portugal or the places I lived in when in The Netherlands.

(In fact moving to a small city in Portugal from London hugelly improved of my health when it comes to that kind of thing)

I suspect that the tendency to catch colds and suffer from alergies is often coupled with all the Sulfur Oxide gases around in cities with lots of car polution, since those turn into various sulfur oxiacids when those gases mix with water in the nose and airways.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

joint and muscle pain is just as evil in the early hours of a day before the drugs can be thrown at them

[-] And009@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago

All i hear now is my nose whistle

[-] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

As someone who gets a runny nose every time I eat..

Dang

[-] manucode@infosec.pub 2 points 1 month ago

Let's wait for some smug Australians to show up

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