Italian vs sushi? It's more like, microwaved hot dogs vs dog shit in a paper bag that someone tossed on your doorstep and lit on fire.
this post was submitted on 03 Nov 2024
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but the hot dogs are a bit moldy so we might get a bit of food poisoning! obviously the better option is eating neither and starving to death.
And then get force-fed the shit anyway.
Tankies, they're talking about you 😉