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[-] undercrust@lemmy.ca 91 points 1 month ago

Ah, a billionaire finally doing the most useful thing they'll have ever done; feeding worms and creating compost.

[-] ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 month ago

I don't disagree, but unfortunately without the people seizing his assets, his death just created one or more other billionaires in his place, depending on who inherits.

[-] bizzle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately human beings are usually embalmed so his compost would be contaminated with formaldehyde. This guy specifically is probably also going into some kind of vault, so the wormies will go hungry.

I have a big problem with the funeral industry 🙃 I told my kids to bury me on property, claim my skull to keep on the mantle, and keep cashing my social security as long as possible.

Anyway even in death billionaires are worthless and toxic, the world would be better off without them.

[-] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Marcus said in a 2022 interview with the Financial Times that he was “worried about capitalism” and that because of what he called the spread of “socialism” in America, “nobody works. Nobody gives a damn. ‘Just give it to me. Send me money. I don’t want to work — I’m too lazy, I’m too fat, I’m too stupid.’”

“We used to have free speech here. We don’t have it,” Marcus told the newspaper. “The woke people have taken over the world.

🦀🦀🦀 RIPBOZO 🦀🦀🦀

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

If nobody worked, how did he get so rich?

[-] NABDad@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

If we don't have free speech, how do we know what the asshole said?

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Pieces of shit like him never have their freedom of speech taken away.

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Well, at least we got some good news today. He was also a prolific anti-LGBTQ bigot.

[-] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 22 points 1 month ago
[-] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 month ago

New gender neutral bathroom about to open.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago
[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago
[-] seahorse@midwest.social 10 points 1 month ago

All his friends are there

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Should have died a year ago

[-] drdiddlybadger@pawb.social 13 points 1 month ago

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

[-] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

RIP! (rot in piss)

[-] nick@midwest.social 7 points 1 month ago
[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters

Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters

Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires

BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers

Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters

Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters

Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables

Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles

Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication

Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation

Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors

Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors

Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers

Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers

Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers

Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Wow, would you look at all that... stuff.

[-] Glytch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

When are they gonna open up that store?

[-] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2_snSkpULQ

It's a friend it's a companion and it gets rid of your travelers checks, heart break (Christ you don't know the meaning of heart break) gives you an erection wins the election, jackpot, jackpot, jackpot, prizes Prizes PRIZES, takes weight off bust midriff hip chin, finds you a job, it is a job, don't be caught with your drawers down, dontbecaughtwithyourdrawersdown, step right up!

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

Damn now his family has to take a trip to The Funeral Home Depot.

[-] seahorse@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago

I audibly chuckled

[-] TunaCowboy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Ha ha, fucking sweet!

[-] wolfshadowheart@leminal.space 5 points 1 month ago

It's too bad that I'm sure his right wing donations will continue.

[-] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Woomp woomp.

[-] Linktank@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago
[-] eran_morad@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[-] Breezy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Hah he knew drump was gonna lose and he might have to start paying taxes.

[-] m3t00@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago

lead by example

[-] Marthirial@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Good bye Dipshit.

[-] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago
this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2024
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