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submitted 4 months ago by FuckyWucky@hexbear.net to c/creepy@hexbear.net

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Not gonna lie I had trouble understanding how they did it

https://x.com/AfricanHub_/status/1856376878296158374

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

Elon when the adrenochrome supply runs low.

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

It's those damned pixels. It's always those damned pixels.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Man, if I could have a demon monkey I wouldn't even want the money and power

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Monkeys are terrifying pets, and that's without any demonic aspects

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

Oh I know, never heard anything good about keeping a monkey

[–] axont@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

Is that a leprechaun

[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Rich people keeping tokoloshes in bedrooms where the bed isn't raised high enough off the ground, I can believe. What I can't believe is them doing this to get money or power though.

Edit: No, I am absolutely not going to explain this joke. Sorry if you were thinking of asking for one.

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

Thus is true

[–] ikilledtheradiostar@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

Africa hub come for the thirst traps and 'rage' bait stay for the delicious food that they will not explain what tf it is.

[–] mudpuppy@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

i think they do this