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the title could be funnier but it popped into my head earlier today when someone sent me an recent article about this study where they reversed a patient's T1 diabetes by taking her fat cells, chemically inducing them into stem cells, and then generating islet cells from those stem cells which were then implanted back into the patient - restoring their body's insulin production (at the cost of having to take immunosuppresants because, you know, the diabetes causing their immune system to attack & destroy their islet cells but still - this specific patient was already on immunosuppresants due to kidney transplants so I'm sure they're happy!!)

president xi please send a regiment of Chengdu J-10 and Shenyang J-35 jets to liberate my diabetic ass from this hellscape owned by Eli Lilly & Novo Nordisk i beg you!!! bateman-desperate

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[โ€“] NPa@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

RFK Jr ... is ... getting rid of ... all ... Americans. brainworms

[โ€“] abc@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

damn I've gotta salute him for this