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[-] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 29 points 1 month ago

Is the red dot for engagement so the children will ask, or another reason?

[-] deur@feddit.nl 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Some potential reasons:

  1. This was taken with Windows's snipping tool. If you click on the image, it draws. AFAIK the default color is red.

  2. This was screenshotted on android, and cropped later. They accidentally drew on it when trying to manipulate the image.

There are other good reasons, but if it was engagement bait, oh well...

[-] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

#1 is correct in this case. I really had to squint to find the dot after @JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee mentioned it. My slightly-amused apologies to all whom it bothered.

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Also on an iPhone.

[-] lemmyman@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

It's to get past the softwar* censors

[-] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 7 points 1 month ago

Looks like it worked!

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

It's a cue mark to let your browser know it's time to load a new gif.

[-] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago

I hope it’s not Tyler Durden who’s loading new gifs this time

[-] obscur_e@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

HOW THEFUCJK DİD YOUBSEE İT

[-] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

I didn't even notice it until you mentioned it. @deur@lemmy.dbzer0.com guessed the correct cause.

It's covering up a penis

[-] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 22 points 1 month ago

Instructions unclear. Now I got 10 billion modules.

[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

That’s what happens when you write JavaScript

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 1 points 1 month ago

The next question is what naming convention you used for them all.

[-] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 month ago
[-] Snazz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

There are only 4.29 billion possible values of an int32, so even if you used 2 lines for each case, it’d still be under 10 billion lines of code

bool isOdd(int num) {
    if (num == 1)
        { return true; }
    if (num == 2)
        { return false; }
    if (num == 3)
        { return true; }
    …
}
[-] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

okay but what about an int512?

[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Says the person writing 100 words when 3 will do.

[-] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

One word: debiggenify

this post was submitted on 24 Nov 2024
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