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Being a dinosaur
(i.ibb.co)
Can I sign up to be extinct?
Feeling kinda worthless lately.
Oh the dinosaurs worked. The humans would have them do the crappy jobs that the people didn't want to do. This would lead to the dinosaurs making wisecrack remarks about how it's a living.
Does anybody have a copy of the lizard meme about licking your eyeballs?
Just gotta put all my ducks in a row and say goodbye first!
If you want to flash fry yourself that can always be arranged
Fake news, Hadrosauridae had bills.
Clever girl...
Whoever made this meme clearly never saw all the footage that was found from that era, back in the 90s.
Nice letterman jackets and pangean shirts don't happen without work and bills.
The series finale of that show was DARK
Yeah it was.
Well at least we are going extinct too
Not fast enough.
I’ve got some good new for you
Good new what?
We are going extinct…
Not fast enough.
The good news for you is that these things are nonlinear. If AMOC collapses we are in a world of pain. Arctic methane, fires, etc will speed up everything. Pretty exciting on the extinction front.
I'm happy to hear it.
Honestly, I don't seek death, but given what humans have done to the planet, extinction seems appropriate for us.
I do my best not to add to the problem, but it's difficult to avoid adding to the issue. Throwing things in the trash, at all, is contributing to the problem. All those garbage trucks burning diesel and filling up the ground with our refuse, often leeching toxic chemicals into the ground... I do what I can, but it's basically impossible to avoid.
I don’t blame humans. I blame the rich. We don’t deserve this but they are too blinded by greed and the belief they are somehow separated from the world. The only solace I have is that they will die with the rest of us.
no bills < no work < extinct
It's inspirational and it gives me hope.
Open the door, get on the floor, cry.
sounds like depression with extra steps
Are there extra steps involved?
Oh, you mean like these?
no bills
I believe you're mistaken
You stole my joke so I upvote instead.
aggressive cluck
squawks in agreement
wait
That I can do!
this post was submitted on 26 Nov 2024
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