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[-] 108@lemmy.world 41 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 29 points 3 weeks ago

Wow, wonder how long it took them to fill that up?

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

Are you challenging me?

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 30 points 3 weeks ago
[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago

There is a restaurant there called “friends cumming”

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 16 points 3 weeks ago

Our morals have gotten this loose yet there is not one toppless chick on the view. Not even Whoopie :(

Edit: I forgot about the Martha Stewart Christmas special. A young 12 year old boy became a man that night. It's a good thing

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Blackout@fedia.io 9 points 3 weeks ago

Some historians say the 3 wise men were led by a pair of big ol' titties that auspicious night and not a dumb star in the sky. O

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Red, Green, and Blue?! I'm in love already!

Also looks like there might be a 4th color in the back..

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 5 points 3 weeks ago
[-] ryan213@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 weeks ago
[-] fl42v@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 weeks ago

Asexuals? Probably also a large percentage of those who live in Cumming

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

folks who are really into the denial and orgasm control kink

[-] makyo@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

I'll wait for the Walmart in Edging to catch up

[-] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Wait, you did this backwards.

I'll use this one instead though

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

I can feel it Cumming in the air tonight

[-] tiny@midwest.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

They sell a lot of coozies and shirts like this at the cumming tap in cumming Iowa

[-] Infynis@midwest.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

And if you go there now, they'll be in a glass case

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