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[-] fl42v@lemmy.ml 30 points 3 weeks ago

he only ever does 2, don't be ridiculous

That's not how gaslighting is supposed to work

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago

Gaslighting is all fun and games until you do it after a third toot

[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago
[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

Wow there was an exact GIF for that!

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 26 points 3 weeks ago

Wait does that mean if you say "toot toot" similar to how he said it, will it subconsciously trigger him to fart?

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago

Toot-ception?

[-] Balrog@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 weeks ago

At least the boss gives warning toots before the real toot comes.

[-] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Why are there what looks like Lemmy comments attached to what looks like a Reddit post…?

[-] jake_jake_jake_@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

screenshot of a screenshot looks like

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 6 points 3 weeks ago

I just came here to beetlejuice.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Time to ask the boss for some unscented candles

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

My ex-gf told me her ex-husband used to bless himself after sneezing by saying, "God bless you, Mr. Henderson!" to himself (name changed to protect the guilty).

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

Eh bro das me

this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2024
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