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Quick update: Today marks the second week of revenue service training. My DL170 certificate is on its way, once received I can go to a DMV office to get my VTT on the spot and approval for CDL (which comes in the mail)

Today while practicing a route, I had to make a buttonhook turn into a tight intersection. Thankfully the city designed a "keep clear" box for us to successfully facilitate that turn.

But today a cybertruck was blocking us, he went completely across the limit line and into the box, clearly all that money and he can't read or doesn't care.

But that's okay, because my instructor told us to "teach him a lesson" and do the buttonhook anyways.

Absolutely satisfying making a cybertruck back down and reverse at the absolute size of your massive bus.

sicko-laser

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[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

Oh yeah you were worried about your test like a week ago. Seems I'm late to congratulate you! Anyway hooray!

tony-cheer

[-] whatnots@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago
[-] miz@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

Bitch, I'm A Bus

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

train-chad train-shining apparently we don't have any bus emojis so you'll just have to substitute these

rat-salute thank you for bullying cyber truck owners

[-] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago
[-] frauddogg@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

because my instructor told us to "teach him a lesson"

Based fuckin instructor.

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

Cybercuck is no measure for the bus’ POWERFUL HAUNCHES

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

10/10. Next time, for bonus points, lightly scrape against it and peel one of the stainless panels off like the foil covering of a yogurt container.

[-] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago

Glossary:

  • "revenue service" - i infer this maybe refers to an advanced phase of a bus driver training program where paying passengers are on the bus?
  • "DMV" - Department of motor vehicles, the government agency responsible for issuing driving licenses in many US states
  • "DL170" - this maybe? a form certifying completion of an "Employer Testing Program", where an employer operates their own driving tests which the state's DMV recognizes?
  • "VTT" - "Verification of Transit Training" i guess?
  • "CDL" - Commercial driver's license

(Congrats, OP!)

[-] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

Congrats on your accomplishment!

Everyone else, remember to thank your bus driver.

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

maduro-salute bus drivers continue to rule

[-] Verenata@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I could live on cybertruck Elon fanboy L's

Oh then if you haven't seen this, grab yer fork

[-] Verenata@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Omfg that's perfect, did he actually break it in the end?

[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I didn't follow up tbh. I'm stuck on howwww does he put in a finger right after seein that stick? That scientific process chefs-kiss !!

[-] Verenata@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Lead poisoning it has to be

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

I love y'all so much, as I get busier my poasting will not be as intense but I'm still here in spirit

sleepi

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