He's using every brain cell he has to not find out a gay anthem isn't a gay anthem because the entire writing staff is entirely gay and wrote the song for gay men explicitly, but because gay people use it as an anthem.

This is sad. This makes me sad.

Totally not gay. Not gay at all.

Friendship with Village People's YMCA is over. Chappell Roan's Hot to Go is my new best friend.

Welp, now we know cultural anthems are one more thing people with MAGA brain rot don't understand.

I mean, Trump hate aside, I personally never thought of the song as gay. It has certainly such a wide appeal that it can be thought of as just a party song, surpassing whatever context may have provided inspiration for it. But reading the statement, I have to say that was a lot of words just to say it isn’t gay lol. And saying my wife will sue you for claiming something I wrote was gay sounds even sillier and like he’s trying to compensate for something.