Everyone does get a copy of Pump up the Jam regardless if your bad or good.
But only some children get jam actually pumped into their homes.
Pump it up a little more, get the party going on the dance floor!
Diane Morgan's Cunk character is wonderful, can't get enough of it.
“Oliver Cromwell was a Member of Parliament who wouldn’t wear smart clothes and never smiled – a bit like Jeremy Corbyn. Just like Corbyn he wanted to change the country, but instead of sitting down on a train, he got off his ass and did something about it.”
I've heard a trendy thing now is to only label one present as from Santa, the rest are from Mom and Dad. That way kids don't find out there's a huge disparity when they go back to school
We do that, but then the other parents don't and there's a huge disparity anyway.
"Santa has to bring more presents for them because their parents don't love them as much."
This is what I keep telling everybody, but nooooo... they keep believing in the imaginary benevolent being who is always watching us while we sleep. 🤷♂️
I mean what did y’all expect, the man’s been working for Coca-Cola Co. for the longest time.
Hey, sponsorship deals aren't employment, he's a sell-out not a wage slave.
Those poor children failing to work themselves out of poverty shows a moral failing on their part. /s
Ahhhh, I know her, what's the source of this. Something British ...
Diane Morgan playing the character of Philomena Cunk. some of the best deadpan British humor I've ever seen.
Thank you! ✨
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