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I.e. 100k embezzlement gets you 2.5 years

Edit.

I meant this to be the national average income (40k if I round up for cleaner math), not based on the individuals income, it's a static formula.

Crime$$$/nat. Avg. Income = years in jail

100k/40k = 2.5 years

1mill /40k=25 years

My thoughts were, if they want to commit more crime but lessen the risk, they just need to increase the average national income. Hell, I'd throw them a bone adjust their sentences for income inflation.

Ie

Homie gets two years (80k/40k=2), but the next year average national income jumps to 80k (because it turns out actually properly threatening these fuckers actually works, who'd've figured?), that homies sentence gets cut to a year he gets out on time served. Call it an incentive.

Anyways, more than anything, I'm sorry my high in the shower thought got as much attention as it did.

Good night

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[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 57 points 1 week ago

Revenue, not income. Income and profits are too easy to hide.

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[-] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago

It should be proportional to the personal income of whoever committed the crime

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

And if a company is the perpetrator, it might just have to go out of business or be acquired by the government.

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[-] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

So if I have a net loss for the year, I’ll get paid to commit crimes?

[-] metaStatic@kbin.earth 10 points 1 week ago

I like the way you think, you would do well in the Australian property ~~racket~~ market

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[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 7 points 1 week ago

Is the embezzler a $7.25 or otherwise minimum wage worker or a well-paid nepo baby?

[-] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

He's a tipped employee.

[-] Lupo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

To clarify, I meant national average. As in, an average American makes 40k a year, white collar crime 1 mil, get 25 years since that's how long it would take an average American to get 1 mil.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Just seems like the poor get punished, while the rich don't.

[-] Chakravanti@monero.town -1 points 1 week ago

Well,technically you're wrong.

Punishment is simply the flip on reward. You could say they get "negative punishment" but no one wouldn't mistranslate that shit.

They are simply rewarded is probably better, or shall I say, more accurate...

[-] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

FYI, the median personal income for a person working full time, year round is just above $60,000 in the US, so 1 million dollars of crime might only deserve 16 years, 8 months.

JPMorgan Chase has paid out $30,000,000,000 in fines over the last 20 years or so. That means if you apply similar logic to companies, their executive team owes up to 500,000 years in prison collectively, which is only 3,000 years per member of the senior leadership team.

[-] Brainsploosh@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Source on median income pls?

US Census seems to put it at ~42k/year

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[-] tehWrapper@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I have no income.. does that mean I can hold up a bank?

Whatever you get from the holdup counts as income, so your fine will just be a percentage of that.

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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Well that would be income.

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[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml -2 points 1 week ago

Fueling the for-profit incarceration/slavery industry even more?

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