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I.e. 100k embezzlement gets you 2.5 years

Edit.

I meant this to be the national average income (40k if I round up for cleaner math), not based on the individuals income, it's a static formula.

Crime$$$/nat. Avg. Income = years in jail

100k/40k = 2.5 years

1mill /40k=25 years

My thoughts were, if they want to commit more crime but lessen the risk, they just need to increase the average national income. Hell, I'd throw them a bone adjust their sentences for income inflation.

Ie

Homie gets two years (80k/40k=2), but the next year average national income jumps to 80k (because it turns out actually properly threatening these fuckers actually works, who'd've figured?), that homies sentence gets cut to a year he gets out on time served. Call it an incentive.

Anyways, more than anything, I'm sorry my high in the shower thought got as much attention as it did.

Good night

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[-] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

Make fines for companies breaking the law to make money a percentage of the profit generated from it, with a base percentage of 125%.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

but that would disincentivize their activities. wow, very anti-business bro, don't be such a pinko

[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 5 points 6 days ago

exactly. not so much of a 'free' market when businesses cant even break the law

[-] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

with a base percentage of 125%.

Given that that is greater than 100%, what would you say happens if they don't have the resources to pay that extra 25%?

I would assume bankruptcy if you couldnt pay it off.

If someone steals a TV from Walmart they don't get to keep the TV and pay $100 dollars in fines. It would make sense they have to pay 100% of the TV if it isn't confiscated back, and then "damages" on top of it.

That's the idea I got from reading what they said

[-] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 8 points 6 days ago

Why imprison? 100k means you work for free at chipotle until you pay it off.

[-] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

Hm, garnering wages in this way (ie as if paying off a debt which matches the cost of their crime) might disproportionally affect the poor. For example, assuming no overhead, a person who makes 50k year could pay off a 100k in 2 years, whereas a person who makes 10k a year would pay it off in 10. This may actually have an effect opposite of what OP seemed to be intending — the punishment should have equal weight to everyone.

Perhaps a way to improve your idea to mitigate the mentioned issue would be to also scale the total fine to be repayed by income. Sort of like a progressive income tax.

[-] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I don't think you read what I said: if mr white collar criminal steals $100k he works at chipotle for however long it takes to pay it off. Not at his old job. At chipotle.

If it were his old job, agreed 100

We can make this progressive by for example adjusting the employer by crime. 200k: mcd's. 500k: Walmart. 1m+: your states dmv.

[-] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

Ahh, yeah, I think I did misunderstand you — my bad! I didn't realize that you were describing something like indentured servitude.

[-] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 1 points 4 days ago

Only the best for Enron! I mean they only destroyed the energy economy of the west for decades and counting. Plus California already re-affirmed their support for slavery, so it's either work as a free man at the DMV for the rest of your life or work as a prisoner printing license plates.

[-] deadcatbounce@reddthat.com 6 points 6 days ago

Trouble is that charging, let alone convicting, the establishment of financial crimes has always been all but impossible.

In the UK, Boris giving huge taxpayer's cash to his mates for pointless never-delivered contracts. Post Office crimes against postmasters for false convictions waved away because they still control the NHS. That list is endless.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I think it should be all the money you made from the crime + punitive damages based on a percentage of the total amount of money you stole/defrauded.

It just needs to be completely unprofitable to break the law, in any circumstance (it doesn't necessarily have to be a financial crime). If the fines take away less money than you make continuing to break the law, that's just the cost of business. The punishment need to actually deter the crime by making such crimes unprofitable.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago

100k would probably get someone 8 months.

If they are higher up it would be like 4 months

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I think they are saying time-served would be based on the value of the crime divided by the median income. In OPs example, median income is 50k.

[-] plunging365@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago

plus televised caning.

[-] reddit_sux@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

I think it should be proportional to the lives affected. You embezzeled 100000 people you will spend 100000 years in jail. White collar crimes deserve harsher punishment than blue collar crimes.

[-] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

I.e. 100k embezzlement gets you 2.5 years

For whom? Your post title seems to talk about having proportionate punishments:

Punishment for financial crimes should be proportionate to the average yearly income.

yet you only stated a single punishment without mention to whom it would apply, and how it would differ for someone else.

[-] Lupo@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

*average national (I should have said that part) yearly income. Formula below

Financial crime / avg. Nat. Income = years in jail

I. E 100k/40k=2.5 years

1mill/40k=25 years

Hopefully that clears up the math behind my dumbass high in the shower thought

[-] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

Thank you for the clarification 😊.

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Well clearly someone who lost their job and steals toilet paper gets life in prison, as it is $8/0. Kidding, but yeah, I guess average annual income means if you are poorer, you get punished more for stealing the same object. Not sure that's a good idea

[-] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

average annual income means if you are poorer, you get punished more for stealing the same object. Not sure that’s a good idea

I'm inclined to agree.

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