They'll go and get duped again just for the memes. Imagine having that kind of fuck you money.
That's so wild. Imagine wanting to be adjacent to cultural relevance so badly that you're willing to put down money to be part of the next fiasco.
The old saying, "more money than sense".
They're so alienated, isolated, and irony poisoned that there's appeal to go to the second one because of how the first one turned out.
Does it include an underwater portion?
How much for an hour in the ball pit? 
The website claims that the first round of tickets, which went for $499 dollars, are "sold out."
I bet the grifter had one ticket at that price and he bought it himself.
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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