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But he didn't miss?! (hexbear.net)
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[-] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago

The headline is garbage but the article itself is actually kinda decent. It goes into the discrepancy between the life expectancy of the US vs that of similar nations, saying that Luigi’s notion, that the inflated prices of the US healthcare system are the reason for the lower life expectancy, is by far not the whole story and lists a lot of other reasons mentioned in this study: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/24006554/

[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 1 month ago

Isn't it just shitty food and sitting all goddamn day?

Yes but can we have...

Sensible food regulations ensuring access to veggies?

Less ass working conditions??

Walkable cities???

No.

[-] btfod@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago

Shots

data-laughing

[-] miz@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

just wrote a rap lyric please rate my bars:

all dressed up with my hoodie and my mask on
take me to a CEO party and I'll do shots like Lil Jon

[-] btfod@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

squirtle-jam

they say it's good to face your demons but I shot mine in the back

he took a stagger step, I worked the rack, and hit him with the double tap

[-] miz@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

clear the jam nice and smooth I got ice in my veins
what was in my target is runnin' down the drains

[-] btfod@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

turn me loose, I'm juiced off fraud, waste, and abuse

CEO on the floor, I cop a bike and vamoose

[-] miz@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

sicko-jammin

[-] btfod@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

I got his priors authorizin

The media's chastisin

But anyone who ever read an EOB ain't sympathisin

(thanks for making my lunch break extra fun today)

[-] miz@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

no cap you are really good at this

[-] btfod@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

aww thanks, been a long time since it felt this nice to write shit. thanks for the inspiration today. damn my responsibilities I wanna keep writing! if I can keep the spark alive I'll finish and post it later

[-] btfod@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

pretend this came after sympathizin:

or had a loved one who chose between meds for their kid or feeding themselves

and picked the former one

e: lol while thinking of the next line I caught I rhymed one with one, time to stop for now but it's been fun

[-] Hohsia@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

You need to add a line that ends with the sample “it’s Luigi time” from Mario

Maybe something like “something something something and you call it a crime but I say [insert sample]

[-] btfod@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

great idea

[-] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

[-] lapis@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

comrade line break

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

wait were there more CEOs nearby?

this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2024
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