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[-] joulethief@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 hour ago

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Jesus fucking Christ

[-] Dippy@beehaw.org 2 points 1 hour ago

Honestly a pretty good lens to look at this

[-] 2pt_perversion@lemmy.world 12 points 5 hours ago

This is perfect honestly.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 hours ago

Contrast this satire against smirking fascist apologia like 'the empire did nothing wrong' and consider how many idiot fascists cannot tell the difference.

[-] Dadifer@lemmy.world 37 points 10 hours ago
[-] Olgratin_Magmatoe@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago
[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io -5 points 7 hours ago
[-] theonlytruescotsman@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

You're not as wrong as the downvotes make you out to be, Luigi was a tech bro born into immense privilege that tried to start a stoicism club and believed in effective altruism, him murdering a ceo is like a dedicated fan boy of ceos suddenly stabbing one of his heroes. The only difference is I don't think Luigi worked for shitface mcgenocidethepoor or whatever the cockstain's name was that got what he deserved.

[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 2 points 4 hours ago

I'm only wrong if this wasn't meant to be an allegory for the United Healthcare slaying. I don't think the downvotes are about whether someone is right or wrong.

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

I'd say at least half the downvotes are from getting Grima Wormtongue's name wrong.

[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 1 points 4 minutes ago

Well, that certainly could be it. Didn't Dumbledore call him Wormtail at some point?

[-] Aqarius@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

And the other from the people who forgot how he dies in the books.

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