The amount of candles on you're birthday cake are so numerous that the fire department comes out.

Presbyopia

Pimples just becoming permanent weird little bumps

Get off my lawn

People will tell you. Worst I've had is a pulled back muscle from sneezing while leaning forward in my chair.

My 60th birthday.

You measure time on the scale of emergency to emergency.

You look at your weekly pill container to know what day of the week it is.

It’s daytime. Or nighttime. Or evening or morning. Or you don’t know what time of day it is but you’re conscious. Any of these situations indicates aging is happening.

One of the biggest and most terrible things that ever happened to my province, which CONSUMED everything for a long time back when I was a teenager and people still talk about very passionately to this day, well meeting someone who has NO idea what this is makes me feel old.

When the authorities ask why you haven't taken the carrousel rite yet.

I’ve noticed my passions aren’t as sudden, but they burn deeper and longer.